TEACHER: "John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?"
JOHN: "You told me to do it without using tables."
TEACHER: "Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'"
TEACHER: "I'm sorry, that's wrong"
GLENN: "Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it."
TEACHER: "Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago."
TEACHER: "George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louis, do you know why his father didn't punish him?"
LOUIS: "Because George still had the axe in his hand?"
TEACHER: "Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?"
SIMON: "No sir, I don't have to. My mom's a good cook."