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TEACHER: "John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?"
JOHN: "You told me to do it without using tables."

TEACHER: "Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'"
GLENN: "K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L"
TEACHER: "I'm sorry, that's wrong"
GLENN: "Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it."

TEACHER: "Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago."
WINNIE: "Me!"

TEACHER: "George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louis, do you know why his father didn't punish him?"
LOUIS: "Because George still had the axe in his hand?"

TEACHER: "Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?"
SIMON: "No sir, I don't have to. My mom's a good cook."
英文不多懂可以解釋嗎?
回覆 2# 梁智楓
老師:阿莊點解您要喺地下做乘數呢?
第2句就唔識譯嘞,請高手幫忙。
你告訴我不要用表(枱)嘛。

table 可解作表或枱。

乘數用表的方法:


(我就未學過呢種方法,可能外國流行D)

樓主貼的笑話,大都利用英語的兩個解釋(如表/枱),譯了就很難傳神了。
支持鼓勵每位離教者
犬子係咁樣学嘅:



諗起從前數學老師教乘數表,確係幾老襯。
鬼妹話学一半就夠啦,又係喎,做咩中國細路要背100個組合咁蠢?
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