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2008-6-14

【大公報訊】綜合外電十二日消息:多數人上教堂是為了尋求靈魂的解脫,但一對意大利情侶竟然在教堂的告解室中交換肉體的快感。幸而他們沒有被起訴,而教堂的主教也大人有大量,予以寬恕。

這對情侶雖然是無神論者,卻不是蓄意到教堂搗亂的反宗教分子。他們只是覺得在教堂性交和在別處沒有分別,而且事前狂飲達旦,頭腦不太清醒。切塞納市一座大教堂上周某天早上舉行彌撒期間,信眾赫然聽見音樂中混雜了陣陣呻吟聲,主教也大吃一驚,向警方報案。警員到場後在一個告解室把這對三十多歲、作哥德式打扮的男女逮個正著。

兩人的律師表示,事主已經知道自己的行為太過分,警方最後警告他們不得再於公眾地點做出有礙風化的行為和擾亂宗教活動。該教堂的主教已經為這事件舉行了一場「補過彌撒」。闖禍的情侶日前與他會面,得到了他的原諒。

http://www.takungpao.com/news/08/06/14/YM-919189.htm
抽按:沙文你們這也玩得太過分了吧。最可惡的是,在被發現後竟然求饒?一點風骨也沒有。  
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咩大二呀?我小六咋...
實迷途而未遠,覺今是而昨非嘛。
您仲未讀歸去來辭咩?
當年係冇發誓,尋日發咗得唔得?
花姨話齋,大二程度喎
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沙老大, 想當年, 你曾說:

原帖由 沙文 於 2008-3-20 03:48 發表
而家係您一個唔服啫,難以成「眾」喎。
而本網理念,除咗您之外,的確係個個都可以違反 -- 我又冇同您開過會,宣誓「我,沙文,捍衛本網理念。」而您,又冇話違反咗會點樣處置,咁,我違反咗,您都吹我唔脹喎?
...


但現在, 你卻...

原帖由 沙文 於 2008-7-7 21:43 發表
我係有小小覺得無奈茄,但本網宗旨如此,作為模範網民,雖然我並不完全理解為何本網要有咁樣嘅宗旨,但亦會尊重本網,將個人意願壓抑


莫非沙老大無復當年勇, 被人以#1真理解決掉???需要小弟替你報仇嗎??
我係有小小覺得無奈茄,但本網宗旨如此,作為模範網民,雖然我並不完全理解為何本網要有咁樣嘅宗旨,但亦會尊重本網,將個人意願壓抑
Don't know where God is but the Devil is in the details

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咁乖下話?!
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原帖由 沙文 於 2008-7-4 23:04 發表
我向來都係知嘅,您才是將此問題錯誤地講成個人問題之人嘛,您咪詐詐帝帝好似教番我轉頭咁嘛


哎呀~為徒者理應尊師重道~徒兒人生閱歷又冇你咁豐富~又點會話要教師父你呢...
徒兒只是出於關切之心克盡已任去提醒師父你老人家jey~~~

另外徒兒有一事不明...

原帖由 沙文 於 2008-7-7 01:53 發表
唔会啦。因為本網宗旨根本就禁止勸人離教
若非有咁嘅本網宗旨,我都一早吩咐佢離教啦,有幾難喎?


師父, 徒兒不明白....
呢個係"不能也" vs "不為也"之辯丫? 還是"虛則實之, 實則虛之"既手法呀?

[ 本帖最後由 Step.King 於 2008-7-7 11:23 編輯 ]
花開花落花無缺!

對付教徒三式: 不主動、 不抗拒、 不負責!

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唔会啦。因為本網宗旨根本就禁止勸人離教
若非有咁嘅本網宗旨,我都一早吩咐佢離教啦,有幾難喎?
Don't know where God is but the Devil is in the details

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原帖由 抽刀斷水 於 2008-7-4 00:10 發表
留意新聞:這對情侶雖然是無神論者……

這已確定女的不是意蘊了。

不過,沙文堅稱自己沒有呻吟,把責任都推給女方,其實我都覺得幾過分。不如被揭發後,說女的自己在叫,你甚麼也沒有做都可以啦。 ...


但是...會不會是沙老大成功振其夫綱, 將意蘊拉出教???
原帖由 weakest 於 2008-7-5 00:07 發表
難怪沙老大的褲子經常....


唉...


by the way , where's thy avatar ??



exChristian.info前基督徒,主力:淚儿/泪儿,WEIYAN,龙井树。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。警告 基督徒:你们一定不够他们玩
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難怪沙老大的褲子經常....


唉...

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我向來都係知嘅,您才是將此問題錯誤地講成個人問題之人嘛,您咪詐詐帝帝好似教番我轉頭咁嘛
Don't know where God is but the Devil is in the details

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老大明白呢個道理, 就應該知道對師母同嫂夫人影響何其大了~
花開花落花無缺!

對付教徒三式: 不主動、 不抗拒、 不負責!

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呢d点會係個人問題呢?您有問題,都會對珠婷產生影响嘛
Don't know where God is but the Devil is in the details
原帖由 沙文 於 2008-7-4 12:52 發表
貴區人士平均每月都係做5.7次啫。
http://hk.news.yahoo.com/070926/12/2gem1.html

我国点會輸俾您地呢?


呢d屬個人問題...個別人士力不從心又點可能係呢d數字上得到反映呢...
花開花落花無缺!

對付教徒三式: 不主動、 不抗拒、 不負責!

原帖由 Step.King 於 2008-7-3 19:20 發表
頻率marginal 呢樣野涵蓋面好大架播...我點知你係唔係虧左, 一個月一次都已經接近marginal 架?
貴區人士平均每月都係做5.7次啫。
http://hk.news.yahoo.com/070926/12/2gem1.html

我国点會輸俾您地呢?
Don't know where God is but the Devil is in the details

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咁啲教徒同美國性醫學專家咪交流唔到咯?一個話揾唔到唔代表冇,一個就話少得滯都等於冇
Don't know where God is but the Devil is in the details

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頻率marginal 呢樣野涵蓋面好大架播...我點知你係唔係虧左, 一個月一次都已經接近marginal 架?
花開花落花無缺!

對付教徒三式: 不主動、 不抗拒、 不負責!

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西瓜寒涼,你估你屙完仲有無力呢?

「西瓜壯陽」誤會一場

【明報專訊】美國得州A&M大學研究員稱,西瓜所含的瓜氨酸(citrulline)理論上可令血管放鬆及膨脹,效果如同陽痿藥「偉哥」,但要吃多少西瓜才有類似「偉哥」的藥效,目前還不了解。有美國性醫學專家忠告道﹕「說西瓜像偉哥,很有趣,但若說吃西瓜可減輕性功能勃起障礙,則是誤導。」

http://www.mingpaonews.com/20080704/tac1.htm
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原帖由 抽刀斷水 於 2008-7-3 09:25 發表
你自己想問就自己問啦 衰鬼
b哥b哥,科學家啱啱發現,其實食西瓜都有相同功效架,而家天時暑熱就最啱您

Scientists: Watermelon yields Viagra-like effectsBy  BETSY BLANEY  –  2 hours ago
LUBBOCK, Texas (AP) — A slice of cool, fresh watermelon is a juicyway to top off a Fourth of July cookout and one that researchers sayhas effects similar to Viagra — but don't necessarily expect it to keepthe fireworks all night long.
Watermelons contain an ingredientcalled citrulline that can trigger production of a compound that helpsrelax the body's blood vessels, similar to what happens when a mantakes Viagra, said scientists in Texas, one of the nation's topproducers of the seedless variety.
Found in the flesh and rind ofwatermelons, citrulline reacts with the body's enzymes when consumed inlarge quantities and is changed into arginine, an amino acid thatbenefits the heart and the circulatory and immune systems.
"Arginineboosts nitric oxide, which relaxes blood vessels, the same basic effectthat Viagra has, to treat erectile dysfunction and maybe even preventit," said Bhimu Patil, a researcher and director of Texas A&M'sFruit and Vegetable Improvement Center. "Watermelon may not be asorgan-specific as Viagra, but it's a great way to relax blood vesselswithout any drug side effects."
Todd Wehner, who studieswatermelon breeding at North Carolina State University, said anyonetaking Viagra shouldn't expect the same result from watermelon.
"It sounds like it would be an effect that would be interesting but not a substitute for any medical treatment," Wehner said.
Thenitric oxide can also help with angina, high blood pressure and othercardiovascular problems, according to the study, which was paid for bythe U.S. Department of Agriculture.
More citrulline — about 60percent — is found in watermelon rind than in the flesh, Patil said,but that can vary. But scientists may be able to find ways to boost theconcentrations in the flesh, he said.
Citrulline is found in allcolors of watermelon and is highest in the yellow-fleshed types, saidPenelope Perkins-Veazie, a USDA researcher in Lane, Okla.
Shesaid Patil's research is valid, but with a caveat: One would need toeat about six cups of watermelon to get enough citrulline to boost thebody's arginine level.
"The problem you have when you eat a lot of watermelon is you tend to run to the bathroom more," Perkins-Veazie said.
Watermelon is a diuretic and was a homeopathic treatment for kidney patients before dialysis became widespread.
Anotherissue is the amount of sugar that much watermelon would spill into thebloodstream — a jolt that could cause cramping, Perkins-Veazie said.
Patil said he would like to do future studies on how to reduce the sugar content in watermelon.
Therelationship between citrulline and arginine might also prove helpfulto those who are obese or suffer from type-2 diabetes. The beneficialeffects — among them the ability to relax blood vessels, much likeViagra does — are beginning to be revealed in research.
Citrullineis present in other curcubits, like cucumbers and cantaloupe, at verylow levels, and in the milk protein casein. The highest concentrationsof citrulline are found in walnut seedlings, Perkins-Veazie said.
"But they're bitter and most people don't want to eat them," she said.

http://ap.google.com/article/ALeqM5hrujpxAzzPMqoWs2aRVWkFYT0yfwD91MK0NO1
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