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A sexually active woman tells her plastic surgeon that she wants her vaginal lips reduced in size because they were too loose and floppy. Out of embarrassment she insisted that the surgery be kept a secret and the surgeon agreed.

Awakening from the anesthesia after the surgery she found 3 roses carefully placed beside her on the bed.
Outraged, she immediately calls in the doctor.
"I thought I asked you not to tell anyone about my operation!"
The surgeon told her he had carried out her wish for confidentiality and that the first rose was from him:

"I felt sad because you went through this all by yourself."

The second rose is from my nurse. She assisted me in the surgery and empathized because she had the same procedure done some time ago."

"And what about the third rose?" she asked.

"That's from a man upstairs in the burn unit. He wanted to thank you for his new ears.

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2# lamdragon
我老婆未必同意.......對於該器官應進入何人體內，她是很有堅持的

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4# lamdragon
主權輪唔到佢：
身體發膚，受諸父母，不敢損傷，孝之始也 -- 【孝經】

似乎佢只係有該器官之使用權

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6# 逆源
冇法啦，孔夫子死得早，未等到扁鵲出來話佢聽世上有器官移植此醫術。
否則佢都可以加一句
器官捐贈，仁之始也；捐官救人，不可謂不孝矣

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8# lamdragon
舍利子，色不異空，空不異色
只要令她覺得禁制權已生效就得咖啦