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貧僧耶穌,遁入空門都有得撈

Don't know where God is but the Devil is in the details
關於何解耶穌釘架死得零舍快過人,其實我都有一些體驗同大家分享一下。

正常人釘架捱得幾耐,係以days來計, 點解阿穌釘6粒鐘就死唔切呢?若然佢真係死在架上,咁唯一嘅解釋係因為佢身子特虛弱。

何解30零歲之人身子特虛弱呢?呢個就係我經驗之談嘞。我30零歲之時,又係試過有一排身子特虛弱,老婆帶我去睇醫生一把脉,醫生話唔駛審,:「縱慾過度」

我老婆話,我地都唔算搞得好密,點過度呀?當然佢係數漏咗冇佢份嘅行動啦。後來佢用湯水畀我補番一排就重振雄風,但若然當時捉我去釘10字架,我保證6粒鐘一定釘得死我!

所以,阿穌都係咁搞壞咗身子。您諗都諗到,鄉下仔出邪路撒冷,又唔召義人,專召罪人,召罪人就梗係去花街柳巷啦,唔通去台拉維夫大學圖書館咩?
Don't know where God is but the Devil is in the details
回復 3# ali

我都係藉此提醒版友們平日多注意健康唶
回復 6# beebeechan
孱仔穌就係彈盡無緩
死淨把口
上架講7句,得七嗡,連九嗡都唔得
回復 8# beebeechan

係囉,呢句就係七嗡
九唔搭八,就七啦
Don't know where God is but the Devil is in the details
您禀神嗰陣順便問佢啦
Don't know where God is but the Devil is in the details
我吩咐咗佢答您嘛
Don't know where God is but the Devil is in the details
我係食咗補藥所以壯番啦。係孱仔穌未食所以死得咁快啫。您都吩咐佢食藥啦
Don't know where God is but the Devil is in the details
劇本寫明三點要斷氣嘛
夠孱哩嘛。
Don't know where God is but the Devil is in the details
我又吩咐咕佢答您
佢話未孱完要遲尐先抖順條氣,您等下啦
Don't know where God is but the Devil is in the details
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