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leefeng 發表於 2021/12/25 12:37

為什麼聖誕老人比上帝好?

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[font=Verdana][size=4][color=#000]Why Santa Claus is better than God[/color]
[color=#000]Anyone can get presents from Santa, no matter their religious beliefs, sexuality, gender, or lifestyle.[/color]
[color=#000]Santa does not advocate stoning anyone to death for any reason.[/color]
[color=#000]Pretending to be Santa gets you invited to holiday parties; pretending to be God gets you committed.[/color]
[color=#000]Santa rewards you before you die.[/color]
[color=#000]Santa has just one rule: Be nice.[/color]
[color=#000]If you're naughty, Santa might punish you, but you start each year with a clean slate.[/color]
[color=#000]Santa has never committed genocide.[/color][/size][/font]
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