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Behold!人犯的罪是多麼大啊!
但主耶穌只是馬馬虎虎被打了一頓,釘十字架就全部贖了。

弟兄姊妹們,我們如何肯定衪所受的懲罰是已然足夠呢?
為什麼衪不用被羅馬兵雞姦都可以贖我們的罪呢?
Don't know where God is but the Devil is in the details

回復 10# Nomad 的帖子

我的要求沒那樣高。我個人很眼淺,只要主耶穌被雞姦,我都被衪的受苦所感動
Don't know where God is but the Devil is in the details

回復 13# Paul_Bard 的帖子

冇錯!流血!就是流血!您真係講得好!
插到主耶穌屁眼流出寶血,等世界釐定一個程度的慘,世人則更感動矣
Don't know where God is but the Devil is in the details
信耶穌的係人,當然係由人去釐定啦,仲駛您講?
但我唔係唔想示範雞姦耶穌,只是我做都冇用,您信的又不是我
Don't know where God is but the Devil is in the details
原帖由 Jennifer 於 2008-8-13 07:35 發表
如果唔係流牙血都得,駛乜雞姦
咁大陣仗?
流牙血就表示移鼠大聖有periodontosis,形象不好。
所以,不如道成女兒之身,流出經血,還可以每月流,不是更自然嗎?
Don't know where God is but the Devil is in the details
原帖由 Paul_Bard 於 2008-8-13 09:01 發表
嗯, 我得承認, 是我大意了, 流血是不行的, 因為神係要耶穌死...

希伯來書 10:10 我們憑這旨意,靠耶穌基督只一次獻上他的身體,就得以成聖。
希伯來書 10:12 但基督獻了一次永遠的贖罪祭,就在 上帝的右邊坐下了。
希伯來書 10:14 因為他一次獻祭,便叫那得以成聖的人永遠完全。

死都唔係好慘啫, d輕生既人成日都話死左就唔會痛, 況且佢都係被陰乾左六小時到先死啫... 唔係好大鑊~
估唔到您都贊成雞姦耶穌。既然不太大鍋,由羅馬兵將耶穌雞姦至死,就應該冇問題啦!
Don't know where God is but the Devil is in the details

回復 23# Step.King 的帖子

有道理!但兩者是沒有衝突的,大可以迫移鼠大聖雞姦羅馬兵之後又被羅馬兵雞姦至死
則至為悲壯矣
Don't know where God is but the Devil is in the details
原帖由 Step.King 於 2008-8-17 06:14 發表


唔得唔得~ 你有聽過一個笑話嗎?
希特拉落到地獄之後要求魔鬼比佢自己選擇懲罰!  希魔見到楊貴妃與唐玄宗正在肛交, 他以為雞姦楊貴妃便是懲罰!
於是對魔鬼說: 我要這個! 我要好好享受一下!  於是魔鬼就拉下楊貴妃 ...
只要主耶穌起極都起唔到頭,雞姦羅馬兵失敗,羅馬兵一怒之下反將主耶穌姦到爆肛失寶血過多而死,咁得啦卦?
Don't know where God is but the Devil is in the details

回復 35# Step.King 的帖子

又係您話一滴精十滴血嘛,只要份量足,血可代精矣
Don't know where God is but the Devil is in the details

回復 37# Step.King 的帖子

又係您自己話二者只可取其一,如今反而怪我都有茄?
Don't know where God is but the Devil is in the details

回復 39# Step.King 的帖子

若然我有辨法兩者兼得,都用來解决咗我嘅問題先啦,您都傻嘅
Don't know where God is but the Devil is in the details

回復 42# Step.King 的帖子

我只識不主動、 不抗拒,連不負責都唔識,点識不享受渦?
Don't know where God is but the Devil is in the details

回復 44# Step.King 的帖子

我自唔自宮都係一樣不享受咖啦,我從來都是秉持「亳不利己,專门利人」的服務態度做事
Don't know where God is but the Devil is in the details

回復 47# Step.King 的帖子

死前享受一下,佢本來都有咁打算咖啦,關我叉事?前一晚仲開咗大食會
Don't know where God is but the Devil is in the details

回復 49# Step.King 的帖子

咁又唔係。雖則移鼠大聖吩咐落要彼此洗腳。
但現今信徒係唔聽佢支笛嘅 -- 用象徵式解經就甩身啦,边卵度會真係咁笨七咖?
Don't know where God is but the Devil is in the details

回復 51# Step.King 的帖子

非也非也。七頭一生皆以達爾文同Richared Dawins為榜樣,此二位偉人都係效忠大聖子的國度藉,咁緊係會跟尾啦
Don't know where God is but the Devil is in the details

回復 53# Step.King 的帖子

咁又唔係咁計啦,達爾文既被大聖子門徒姦屍,咁我就清白過佢啦。佢似七頭多啲
Don't know where God is but the Devil is in the details

回復 55# Step.King 的帖子

好似係您辱罵佢老人家被咩喎?
Don't know where God is but the Devil is in the details

回復 57# Step.King 的帖子

您話「他死後更為大聖子門徒姦屍」嘛,被姦之後,何得清白之軀呢?
Don't know where God is but the Devil is in the details

回復 59# Step.King 的帖子

達爾文幼青盛中老暮年都效忠忠於移鼠大聖的國家啦,係我兩倍
Don't know where God is but the Devil is in the details
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