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[轉載] 怎樣寫「得救見證」?

1# 抽刀斷水
所以我話大秦景教辦事永遠係半桶水,真係至理名言。

「有一天,當我坐在港鐵列車上時,我看見身旁站著一名孕婦,比著以前我一定會視而不見」,應該是「有一天,當我坐在港鐵列車上時,我看見身旁站著一名孕婦,比著以前我一定會一腳蹬向她的大肚,將她踢到一屍兩命,以掩蓋『就像馬利亞的肚子也是給衪弄大的一樣,她的肚子也是給我一不小心弄大的』這個真相。」

咁樣,對比才夠强嘛。
Don't know where God is but the Devil is in the details
3# 訪客得得b
本來可以寫成「在港鉄列車上看見一孕婦坐著,我將之强行拉起並向大肚狠狠地踹了幾腳至使小產並一屍兩命,由於佔據其座。」如此,豈非最有力的對比嗎?

我都已經留了一手啦,您仍不滿意?
Don't know where God is but the Devil is in the details
4# 逆源
瘟州係貴國的邪路晒冷?
但邪路晒冷的伊斯蘭及猶太教徒都多過基徒好多喎?
As of May 24, 2006, Jerusalem's population is 724,000 (about 10% of the total population of Israel), of which 65.0% were Jews (approx. 40% of whom live in East Jerusalem), 32.0% Muslim (almost all of whom live in East Jerusalem) and 2% Christian. 35% of the city's population were children under age of 15. In 2005, the city had 18,600 newborns. (Source: Israel Central Bureau of Statistics
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Demographics_of_Jerusalem
Don't know where God is but the Devil is in the details
7# 逆源
成為世界最大宗教出口國,係有代價嘅。
只能死死地氣根据聯合國安理會478號決議建都於臺拉維夫,原本的首都就要分尐俾夏甲個仔
Don't know where God is but the Devil is in the details
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