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為了熱烈响應「或者冇乜上帝」巴士宣傳,我斥資買咗一塊膠貼:
http://atheistbus.ca/shop/
剛剛收妥

星期六晚,我就会靜靜雞廉在車尾。
泊車時,我係用車頭對住间屋泊入車房,所以,到了星期日早上公主開車,佢冇乜理由会特登走去車尾檢查一下先会開車。

如此,"THERE'S PROBABLY NO GOD"就可以成功潛入教会停車場,宣示崇高理念!

請各位兄弟豫備星期一舉行盛大祝捷会,費用由亞洲股神阿b包底
Don't know where God is but the Devil is in the details
2# 訪客得得b
我又唔覺有毒喎,有咩毒呢?
Don't know where God is but the Devil is in the details
4# 抽刀斷水
唔駛。我諗住打死都唔認係我廉嘅。
"依家妳间大秦寺停車場保安好嚴密咩?妳敢保證尐卑鄙不可知卵反基係絕無機会鬼鬼鼠鼠潛進貴寺停車埸貼張sticker咩?"
Don't know where God is but the Devil is in the details
7# 抽刀斷水
順便發多一個話此生只愛妳一個
Don't know where God is but the Devil is in the details
我入去就冇事,好地地喎。会唔会係您衰咋?總唔見其他版友好似您咁衰?
Don't know where God is but the Devil is in the details
11# 訪客得得b
唔係我衰,係我窮啫。
每一個explorer就捐一次錢,您做大鱷就緊係彈多尐explorer俾您啦
Don't know where God is but the Devil is in the details
13# 訪客得得b
一到募捐就個個都認窮啦,但而家电腦程式好先進,您呃到我都呃唔到电腦。

個倉冇貨即係您套現甩身啫。在一眾公公婆婆被銀行呃買迷債而輸哂棺材本之後,您能夠風騷地印印腳,又陰陰咀笑佢地,話呢尐咁低b嘅投資者抵死係自己攞黎嘅,係香港之恥,捉晒去人道毁滅就至啱,又唔好見我有些小投資常識的阿b仙有一分一亳的損失?

足見您係何等精明,您又点会冇銀呢?

所以,在您clicked入該網之際,电腦就在0.0000001ms(亳秒) traced到您曾發表的言論而計算到您的身家市值,折算出您該捐款若干,再决定彈出幾多explorer俾您。所以,其他窮版友就不会有此現象
Don't know where God is but the Devil is in the details
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