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鹹蛋超人十字死光

小弟小学讀顛鼠学校,中学轉讀抗議教学校。因此有機会留意兩兄弟之不同。

顛鼠教祈鑄,cross fingers 同合掌都有人用:


而且祈完要做sign of the cross


而抗議教禀神就只用cross finger, 絕少絕少見過新教徒用合掌,而且冇sign of the cross

我查不到馬丁路德的宗教革命有「廢除sign of the cross」這一項,不知何故被刪?刪後他又想不出一種禀神動作可代替sign of the cross。

記得細個時有套鹹蛋超人劇,超人發死光時動作係在胸前交叉成十字,相當適合用來祈禱記念移鼠大聖死於十字架,不如介紹俾佢地用,以表示本網長期容忍個別反基版友在此發表冒犯貴教話語的一点歉意啦
Don't know where God is but the Devil is in the details
2# 訪客得得b
講落又似係。尐猶太佬係唔会用上述兩種動作禀神嘅,通常佢地係攤開雙掌5體投地,祈到郁身郁勢。
自從基督教才興cross finger同合掌。
巴勒斯坦四圉地區的埃及、希臘、羅馬都似乎冇此手勢,只可能由天竺傳來?
尤其是顛鼠教、東正教也用念珠,十分令人懐疑
唔好以為新教冇念珠就係先進尐,美洲聖公會、瑞典信義會都用
Don't know where God is but the Devil is in the details


忍者都有
Don't know where God is but the Devil is in the details
7# 訪客得得b
咁抗議教現今所用者為#5「外縳印」,不知使用時有乜要訣呢?
Don't know where God is but the Devil is in the details
其實,泰西抗議教/顛鼠教徒尚會結一種手印,係各人手牽手,使真氣沿手少陰心經流轉以致功力倍增:


但他們沒有對华人教徒傳此法,可能是中國人始終揹著道教的文化包袱,就算信耶穌都堅持只用道教手印
Don't know where God is but the Devil is in the details
11# 訪客得得b
呢尐忍者功夫常識,常被不學無術的教徒視之為小說啦

其實洋教徒並不傳授手牽手食飯禀神,又可能係此法有其麻煩之處:當兩個教徒中间夾著一個唔祈禱的外人,就極為不便
Don't know where God is but the Devil is in the details
13# 訪客得得b
此乃出自【抱朴子】的絕學嘛:
抱朴子曰:「入名山,以甲子開除日,以五色繒各五寸,懸大石上,所求必得。又曰,入山宜知六甲祕祝。祝曰,臨兵鬥者,皆陣列前行。凡九字,常當密祝之,無所不辟。要道不煩,此之謂也。」
您納稅栽培我,錢係用得其所的。

至於基督教祈禱的手印則為東洋忍術。
我見佢地唔夠用,就介紹埋鹹蛋超人十字死光咯,反正都是日本貨,佢地唔介意嘛
Don't know where God is but the Devil is in the details
Don't know where God is but the Devil is in the details
17# 訪客得得b
有此等事?唔記得添
Don't know where God is but the Devil is in the details
18# 訪客得得b
其實佛教都有飯前禱咖:
http://www.geocities.com/putisato/1-827.htm

天下宗教,雖有高低之別,但結構上好多嘢都係咁上緊啫
Don't know where God is but the Devil is in the details
21# 訪客得得b
獅子老虎掌管大地都冇乜唔好啫
但獅子老虎又信佛教,則由狗掌管大地,又冇乜唔好
其實,点解大地一定要被掌管喎?冇嘢掌管大地唔得嘅咩?

用九,見群龍無首,吉 -- 《易經·乾卦·爻象辭》
Don't know where God is but the Devil is in the details
23# 訪客得得b
好啦,咁不如我地唔好理大地由乜嘢掌管
我地只管做好自己的本份 --- 男人全部做和尚,女人全部做師姑
此後再冇人出世了,大地,由這一代開始交俾狗掌管

您幾時剃度?約埋一齐吖?
Don't know where God is but the Devil is in the details
Don't know where God is but the Devil is in the details
27# 訪客得得b
我都係迫不得已啫。鬼叫您係都話佛祖髮型靚過移鼠大聖咩?
經文話佢有剃度嘛
既歷深山。到幽閑處。見貝多樹。四望清淨。自念。我已棄家。在此山澤。不宜復飾髮如凡人意。以有櫛梳湯沐之念。則失淨戒正定慧解度知見意。

爾時太子。便以利劍。自剃鬚髮。即發願言。今落鬚髮。願與一切。斷除煩惱及以習障。釋提桓因。接髮而去。
Don't know where God is but the Devil is in the details
剃度?釋迦個髮形不知幾潮呀?
當男人和女人消失於大地 而狗通過進化成為最強之後
這世間就只成為各生物體 角逐更多蛋白質之場所 不利宏法了
訪客得得b 發表於 2009/2/7 22:21
咁又唔係啦,世上一切煩惱,全因有人先会咁煩。若然根本冇人,就不須宏法了
Don't know where God is but the Devil is in the details
咁就係啦,做仙做佛,同樣都有佢地嘅煩惱 -- 得閒得滯

得閒得滯,就要搞些小玩意消磨時間。
所以,有尐神仙,就鍾意整兩個公仔出黎,睇下佢地犯唔犯罪。
而佛祖,就鍾意有理冇理都令一切眾生如何如何,從來都唔理是否一切眾生一律都想滅度
不如,連神佛、一切眾生都冇,咁就先致係真正的究竟涅盤。到時,山頂碌一舊大石落黎,都唔会責死一隻蟻,是為至善
Don't know where God is but the Devil is in the details
32# 訪客得得b
咁唔係佢唔想, 係佢水皮啫
Don't know where God is but the Devil is in the details
漏咗啦, 若菩薩有頭髮都非菩薩啦
Don't know where God is but the Devil is in the details
男人佬狗之中您都算8卦
好啦好啦,您都有頭髮,我有機緣在街上見到您,實幫您趕蚊
Don't know where God is but the Devil is in the details
咁就吾係啦
三書弟子中你都算無蘿汁喇 我
訪客得得b 發表於 2009/2/9 00:33

我咩呀我?乜您中年禿髮咩?
Don't know where God is but the Devil is in the details
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