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'Miracle cat' rises from the dead five days after burial
A cat in the Tampa Bay region of Florida has seemingly risen from the dead after clawing its way out of a grave after five days.
According to the Humane Society of Tampa Bay, Bart the "Miracle Cat," was buried by its owners who mistook it for dead after being hit by a car.
Five days later, neighbors found the cat alive, but in terrible condition wandering through their yard.
The owners of the cat were unable to pay for Bart's treatment and surrendered the cat to a local Animal Health Center. The roughly 2-year-old cat will have emergency surgery Tuesday to repair his jaw and remove an eye damaged in the crash.


http://www.chron.com/news/strang ... 8.php#photo-7443116
本帖最後由 beebeechan 於 2015/2/13 03:27 編輯

你這種甚麼事都是聯想到基督的心態,
與基基說: 今日行街避過踩到一篤屎,感恩感恩,
不相伯仲

實際上,你內心都好基
基督與你常在,就住在你心裡
回覆 2# beebeechan

大把drifters住天橋底,市民都唔覺有何不便。
佢冇地方踎,我做好心施捨下畀佢冇咩所謂。丞相肚內都可撑船啦,雖然我得28吋腰,基督唔嫌屈質我唔介意,我都成日有施捨畀乞兒咖
本帖最後由 beebeechan 於 2015/2/13 04:19 編輯
回覆  beebeechan

大把drifters住天橋底,市民都唔覺有何不便。
佢冇地方踎,我做好心施捨下畀佢冇咩所謂 ...
沙文 發表於 2015/2/13 04:02


你唔介意, 咁用你個丞相肚收容多幾條

28吋腰可以住唔少條, 夠位撑船, 絕對不是劏房

呢間就係劏房
回覆 4# beebeechan
唔好啦。費事杜蟲杜埋基督出黎
回覆  beebeechan
唔好啦。費事杜蟲杜埋基督出黎
沙文 發表於 2015/2/13 04:18


基督住係心,
無得杜
Don't know where God is but the Devil is in the details
話極您都見識少
沙文 發表於 2015/2/13 04:29


咁你要做隻狗先得
未必。雖然少尐,人都可以感染嘅
"under very rare circumstances, humans.[1]"
Don't know where God is but the Devil is in the details
未必。雖然少尐,人都可以感染嘅
"under very rare circumstances, humans.[1]"
沙文 發表於 2015/2/13 04:33


咁你做人做到狼心狗肺
係呀。好多女人都係咁話我
Don't know where God is but the Devil is in the details
本帖最後由 beebeechan 於 2015/2/13 05:07 編輯
係呀。好多女人都係咁話我
沙文 發表於 2015/2/13 04:45


有無聽錯。。。
是郎芯久廢,有心無力之卦
您又話耶穌上咗我身,基督就住在我心裡,若是咁都有心無力,就係基督冇銀用啦
Don't know where God is but the Devil is in the details
本帖最後由 beebeechan 於 2015/2/13 07:50 編輯
您又話耶穌上咗我身,基督就住在我心裡,若是咁都有心無力,就係基督冇銀用啦 ...
沙文 發表於 2015/2/13 05:43


也許下次你做時呼叫耶穌耶穌試下囉

駱駝難穿針孔唶,
無話托碌竹都唔入得


伯多祿復活塔彼達是是這樣做的:
伯多祿叫眾人都退到外面以後,遂屈膝祈禱,轉身向遺體說:「塔彼達,起來!」她便睜開眼,看見了伯多祿,就坐了起來。

你也學一學:遂屈膝祈禱,轉身向弟弟說:「細佬,起來!」


又或者學保祿一樣,只要有信心,手握毒蛇也不怕。
回覆 14# beebeechan

咁又唔駛我。次次都係由我嘅性伴侶負責叫 Oh Jesus.....oh Jesus
回覆  beebeechan

咁又唔駛我。次次都係由我嘅性伴侶負責叫 Oh Jesus.....oh Jesus ...
沙文 發表於 2015/2/13 10:58


有時失望時也會叫: oh..my god
回覆 16# beebeechan
原來您都覺得god 係令人失望嘅
回覆  beebeechan
原來您都覺得god 係令人失望嘅
沙文 發表於 2015/2/13 11:51


一般   god 就當然令人失望,一碌葛
God 就唔係勒
揾把口叫都係讀一碌葛啫,唔會一失望就拎起個手機打出黎嘛
所以基督教又多一樣失敗 -- God 同god 讀出黎冇分別
Don't know where God is but the Devil is in the details
揾把口叫都係讀一碌葛啫,唔會一失望就拎起個手機打出黎嘛
所以基督教又多一樣失敗 -- God 同god 讀出黎冇 ...
沙文 發表於 2015/2/13 12:15


挑。。。。
講既人係話 oh my God
又不是 oh your god
人地既 God 係大支定係細支,心中有數。
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