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animals! attack! (joke)

A:  Committing Animal Cruelty'll be kicked into HELL or will reincarnate into some ppl whom'll be stampeded by larger animals! Animals' spirits'll be revenging'em!


B:  te*rorists kill many humans! Those who commit Animal Cruelty're as same as te*rorists! You Know!


C:  Those ones who committed Animal Cruelty were already kicked into here earth-hell & reincarnated into every human here whom were stampeded & killed by larger beings--te*rorists--which were those slain animals' reincarnations! Animals' spirits had already revenged'em!

A & B, please Choose: You'd rather be as same as animals here or You'd rather be as same as humans here?
Demonic spiritual-sequel:

x is shit, usefulnessless, he seemed to be able to defeat some demon on mountain but later still drove some other demons into pigs to let pigs die!

Some animals frogs, rats etc can act apparent death, playing dead, feigning death. What if, when they are feigning death, someone still put them into oven etc to bake, cook them?

thomas seemed to be able to still put finger into x's wounds so x's wounds had never be cured but what if x was turned into minces? If he resurrected then x's minces walk then talk then fly away?

I admit if I'm the first human or there is only me now, I shall not eat animals, I'll not hew them! Only eat vegetable, egg, at those times, even never search for animal corpses after forest fire!

But those ones so called to be the first humans adams eva were unlucky that even eating a fruit would be punished then nowadays that fruit was even turned into (or revealed to be) sexual innuendos metaphor, crap!

That evil snake had not feigned death after the event then that shitty self-proclaimed creator left behind adams eva and said they belonged to death from then on? Later need someone to resurrect to eternal lives? Usefulnessless again, adams eva should blame them! Evil snake should attack shitty self-proclaimed creator cuz, plus examples above, that shitty self-proclaimed creator dragged 'the not-yet-died' into 'worse than being dead' but promoted 'the usefulnessless' to 'eternal lives'!
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