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香港邪教(基督教)

226# 訪客得得b 姓孫的掹條毛都可以變任何id card,我地肉眼凡胎何能分辨呀?
Don't know where God is but the Devil is in the details
228# 訪客得得b
密碼都可以係馬騮毛變成嘛
Don't know where God is but the Devil is in the details
232# 教徒多數係女人嘛
Don't know where God is but the Devil is in the details
234# 係您誤会啫。「姬」字未必負責描述其靚唔靚,可以只係女人咁解嘛
Don't know where God is but the Devil is in the details
諸君,我已幫他們諗到一個極為貼切的稱呼。為紀念Num31:18, 未嫁的女人才可送禮自奉,已婚婦女則殺之可也事件,應該可以叫佢地做「姬都屠」。此稱呼還有一個優點:只要稍為讀快尐,就算您係兜口兜面咁叫佢,佢都聽唔出您話佢乜嘢。
Don't know where God is but the Devil is in the details
230# 訪客得得b 太乙真人唔會唔知連您都知嘅嘢卦
Don't know where God is but the Devil is in the details
240# 旁觀者
太乙真人慈悲為懷,他這樣做,是因為想幫人快些成仙。
您眼前出現一個洋邪神的時候,倘若您生起以下這念頭:「衪.....衪會不會是太乙真人幻化而成的呢?」

您就可以馬上位列仙班
Don't know where God is but the Devil is in the details
何解香港,甚至全亞洲都沒有Amish Mennonite這個教派呢?
http://zh.wikipedia.org/wiki/%E9%98%BF%E7%B1%B3%E4%BB%80%E4%BA%BA

他們極度環保,又可解决長久以來的塞車問題嘛
Don't know where God is but the Devil is in the details
係基督教甘多間教會講嘅 --- 當初佢地嘅改名師爺用咗姣詩戥督個督字作為教名之一部份,令所有此名下之教會蒙上一縷邪氣,咁,我地由此而得知咯
Don't know where God is but the Devil is in the details
回覆 400# beebeechan

有就唔會講依靠基督啦。咁您人生經驗又插過幾深咁巴閉呀?
回覆 402# beebeechan
唔怪唔怪。知您谷福音谷得辛苦...
廉頗都一飯3矢啦
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