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Eventually, 終於有辨法取消主日崇拜

為了幫助各位解决一軛問題,本版工作人員經長期探索,最近終於成功試驗到一個甚為有效的法子,多次試驗核實有效地令她取消主日崇拜。

方法如下:
平日,無論她百般挑逗,手摷口含,您都要扮死狗,話「今日俾老細煩死啦,好攰呀......」 、「聽日約咗抽水佢地踢波,要保留精力」總之諸多藉口,借辭推搪,掛免戰牌。她必定典牀典席,但您要心硬。

一到主日早上,趁晨光曦微之際,日出於東山之上,您就意在兩腿之間,毫無保留地給她慰藉,盡情地摷佢,lick她,搞到她欲仙欲死,一波接一波的高潮,精疲力竭時不知不覺已十二點幾了,仲去乜鬼祟拜喎?

「不如....再俾多一次奴家啦,官人」
哈哈,而且可以令她很自然地說「Oh My God... Oh My God...」向你感恩添。

但這方法的testing sample size太少了,你有無辦法可以做多些testing,以確認一下這個方法的有效性?
支持鼓勵每位離教者
呢招叫做有異性冇靈性呀!
唔,天氣好涼...
我的信念就是太陽!
咁唔好彩星期日「月事」到,咪又阻止唔到 (一個月at least 有四個星期,唔好彩都有一個中卦...)
回復 5# Jennifer
主耶穌降生受死,就是為了成全律法嘛
舊約時的確係個個月都有幾日唔准玩,但是,天父有見及此,特派專員來成全此法例。

Lev 20:18 婦人有月經、若與他同房、露了他的下體、就是露了婦人的血源、婦人也露了自己的血源、二人必從民中剪除。

Mat 5:17莫想我來要廢掉律法和先知.我來不是要廢掉、乃是要成全。


妳知唔知「成全」点解呢?成全,即係當佢死嘅咁解。

當佢死嘅之後,就以現代醫學指引來處理此問題:
Is it Safe To Have Sex During Your Period?
Many men and women worry that having sexual intercourse during a woman's period is unhealthy. Though frowned upon in many cultures and faiths, sexual intercourse during menstruation is entirely normal and completely healthy.
Worries about this act generally stem from societal misconceptions about menstrual blood: most girls are taught from a young age that their menstrual blood is unclean and "dirty," and therefore should be hidden and contained at all times. However, menstrual blood is an entirely natural bodily fluid, and does not in anyway affect a man's penis or a woman's reproductive tract. As long as you are engaging in safe and protected sexual intercourse, it is entirely alright for you and your partner to have sex during your period.

http://www.epigee.org/menstruation/sex.html

妳冇試過玩撞紅咩?妳下次period幾時呀?玩下啦,唔同feel咖
沙大哥真有你嘅...搞到自己小弟成條紅腸咁都唔介意?
回復 7# Jennifer
妳唔中意紅トト,有好多弟尐色嘛。
其實紅色都冇咩唔好,臨近新春,當係派利是,攞個意頭都得嘛
但若然妳真係覺得紅色唔襯妳,今科學昌明,有解决辨法嘛。唔好話我聽妳又係未試過喎........
危險喎
If a women is a carrier of an STD then her menstrual blood, like semen and vaginal secretions, will contain the STD whether it is the HIV virus or any other bacteria associated with a number of other STDS, including syphilis and chlamydia. Additionally, many women experience herpes outbreaks during their monthly periods, which may actually increase your risk of spreading this disease to your sexual partner. When engaging in sex, no matter what time of the month it is, it is necessary to wear a condom in order to prevent STD transmission.

http://www.epigee.org/menstruation/sex.html
支持鼓勵每位離教者
而且會有氣味, 幾冇趣....
沙大哥同大嫂鐘意的話,我地無謂掃人興啦...
回復 10# 龍井樹
估唔到您們受摩西影响深到咁。
氣味,其實從來都係哺乳類吸引性伴侶的元素
http://www.studlife.com/scene/20 ... ell-and-the-genome/

至於安全性方面,當時冇condom這偉大發明所以摩西才制訂禁止撞紅法啫。其實紅色在我們炎黃子孫看來應是正羲的啦 -- 戲臺上關2哥就是紅臉的嘛
回復 12# 沙文

冇錯, 排卵期時的氣味吸引異性, 經期時的氣味嚇跑異性.
摩西乜鬼丫, 信下自己個鼻好唔好?
回復 13# 龍井樹
尊夫人有味,係因為咁啫:並非月經本身有味,而是尊夫人有其他問題,您盡快帶佢睇gynecologist. 再遲恐延誤病情
http://www.cfpc.ca/english/cfpc/ ... nal/default.asp?s=1
http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20061130104357AAjLghY

無論從科學同宗教觀点,撞紅都係ok嘅。尤其是宗教觀點 -- 若然教徒不撞紅,主耶穌就算是白死了
回復 14# 沙文

佢有定期做婦科檢查喎, 岩岩星期一先去完.
回復 15# 龍井樹
婦科檢查,個醫生都不會控個鼻埋去聞(或者係因為戴了口罩因而影响嗅覺),尊夫人自己又不能控個鼻埋去聞 ---- 所以,情况如何,就只有您最清楚。
咁您要將她的情况話過醫生知先得咖嘛
哈哈,而且可以令她很自然地說「Oh My God... Oh My God...」向你感恩添。

但這方法的testing sample s ...
抽刀斷水 發表於 2010/1/24 19:28

我都係在一個偶然機會下發現此方法的,我個人的力量始終有限,是很須要群策群力、眾志成城來完善之。本網成立的目的,不正是互相扶持、精益求精嗎?
回復 16# 沙文

有冇菌病醫生會送去驗啦. 冇菌, 佢理得你好唔好聞.
回復 18# 龍井樹
好唔好聞,醫療失誤時有所聞啦。
您唔可以presume醫生一定唔會overlook咖
回復 19# 沙文

次次都 overlook, 個個醫生都 overlook?
做少一兩日唔會死o者.
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