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在某個家庭聚會中,有四個信天主教的主婦在一起聊天。聊呀聊,她們就聊到自己的兒子。

主婦 A 說:「我的兒子是 Priest (神父),當他走進大廳時,人們都叫他 Father (父親)。」

主婦 B 說:「哼!那沒什麼,我的兒子是 Bishop (主教),當他走進大廳時,人們都叫他 Your Grace (閣下)。」

主婦 C 說:「我的兒子是 Cardinal (紅衣主教),當他走進大廳時,人們都叫他 Your Eminence (殿下)。」

主婦 D 慢慢說:「我的兒子身高 200 公分、兩塊大胸肌、翹屁股、一張帥氣臉,當他走進大廳時,所有的女人都驚叫『 Oh! My God! 』。」

神父的笑話

一個滿身酒氣的醉漢上了一班公共汽車,他坐在一個神父旁邊。

那個醉漢的襯衫很髒,他的臉上有女人的亮紅唇印,口袋裡還放了空酒瓶,他拿出他的報紙閱讀。

過了一會兒,他問神父說:「神父,得關節炎的原因是什麼?」

「這位先生,它是因為浪費生命、和妓女鬼混、酗酒和不自重所引起的。」神父如是說。

「噢,原來如此!」醉漢喃喃自語後繼續閱讀報紙。

神父想了一下後,又向醉漢道歉說:

「對不起,我剛剛講話是不應該這麼直接的,你患關節炎有多久了?」

「不是我,神父,我祗是在報紙上看到教皇得了關節炎。」
A train hits a bus filled with Catholic school girls and they all perish.

They are in heaven trying to enter the pearly gates when St. Peter asks the
first girl, 'Mary-Agnes, have you ever had any contact with a male organ?'
She giggles and shyly replies, �Well, I once touched the head of one with the tip of my finger.'
St. Peter says,'Okay, dip the tip of your finger in the Holy Water and pass through the gate.'
St. Peter asks the next girl the same question, 'Catherine, have you ever had any contact with a male organ?'
The girl is a little reluctant but replies,'Well, once I fondled and stroked one. '
St. Peter says,'Okay, dip your whole hand in the Holy Water and pass through the gate.'
All of a sudden, there is a lot of commotion in the line of girls.  One girl
is pushing her way to the front of the line.  When she reaches the front, St. Peter says,
'Agatha! What seems to be the rush?'
The girl replies, 'If I'm going to have to gargle that Holy Water, I want to do it before Brenda sticks her ass in it!

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Very funny!!!
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