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本thread係講經書咖嘛,我正是貼住主旨講,冇您咁95喎
Don't know where God is but the Devil is in the details
根據經書,人活著不是單靠食嘢,仲要靠上帝講嘅嘢。(Matt 4:4)
從經驗得知,耶穌至少講漏兩樣嘢:水同空氣。
大家發唔發覺,在這4樣嘢中,食嘢要畀錢,這個唔駛講,飲水都要交水費,而上帝講嘢都收錢,您以為聽下道理唔駛錢,其實牧師神父都有糧出,印聖經亦有costs.只不過係有人幫您畀咗,您就以為有免費午餐,其實唔係,飲食、福音性質係相同的。
但唯有空氣就真係免費,據考證,歷史上從未有過最算死草的政府收過呼吸稅。
聞說香港經濟唔係好掂,我們這些精英很樂意幫手出橋
http://www.aastocks.com/tc/stocks/news/aafn-news/NOW.1297658/2
Don't know where God is but the Devil is in the details
80 cuft 大概 U$12
Don't know where God is but the Devil is in the details
嫌貴可以玩free diving, 空氣都係唔使錢嘅
Don't know where God is but the Devil is in the details
各位覺唔覺,其實4樣嘢之中,冇空氣,只可挨幾分鐘,冇水飲可以挨幾日。冇嘢食可以頂幾十日,這點人子自己都試過。
冇上帝講嘢,我哋閒閒地挨成世都冇問題。

但係人子就偏偏攞priority排收尾嗰兩樣黎講,其實係唔係佢分析力麻麻地呢?
Don't know where God is but the Devil is in the details
我上個月見到鴨寮街晏晝都有姐姐企響度噃, 彌撒就話限時限刻啫, 紅燈industry其實並不局限於夜市, 可以24/7都得㗎
Don't know where God is but the Devil is in the details
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    有啲嘢要返大陸搞, stayed咗 2 weeks, 而家返咗屋企嚕. 我知訂返屋企㗎

知掟返屋企, 佢先至會放心畀我出嚟玩㗎嘛

日頭要畀啲時間人地炒股返工賺錢,夜晚先著盞紅燈吸引消費啦。
抽刀斷水 發表於 2023/10/5 01:12


又唔係咁講喇, 我記得以前返學嗰陣, 上上下堂中間都會有recess啦
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    嗰尐鴨寮街姐姐唔會係因為見到我先至企出來,一定係有demand才有supply. 市場鐵律唔會調轉嘅
姐姐晏晝出動,分薄咗夜市revenue擺明反中亂港軟對抗,鄧小丙應該日間掃黃,夜晚收隊,咁就振興夜經濟。日頭只準彌撒,叫陳輔祭畀心機啦
Don't know where God is but the Devil is in the details



據說, 耶穌被拉嗰晚, 畀羅馬佬冚咗一巴, 但係佢冇計, 唯有硬食。
其實對耶穌兜巴星, 喺佢升天之後都持續繼續發生, 並冇停過嘅。
除咗上面2196樓之外, 最近有發生一單structural engineering related事件, 耶穌基督又在眾多傳媒面前被打臉。
https://exchristian.hk/forum/vie ... p;extra=&page=5


這間教堂就係起喺磐石上面, 地基極其穩固。
Don't know where God is but the Devil is in the details

當時, 耶穌有冇講同 Chris Rock 一樣的一句嘢? 聖經就冇記載





Don't know where God is but the Devil is in the details
其實有冇人知道天國嘅Gini coefficient係幾多?咁做法, 相當有可能大過1

因為凡有的、還要加給他、叫他有餘.沒有的、連他所有的、也要奪過來



Don't know where God is but the Devil is in the details
老婆叫我幫佢backup whatsapp啲相, 其中有一幅係咁:



我想問, 如果畀人斬咗,咁點計呢?


唔怪之得要環保啦
Don't know where God is but the Devil is in the details
據説上帝六日創世,休第七日。所以
Don't know where God is but the Devil is in the details
唔係on strike,係taking a nap.而家瞓醒嘞。
下文係:猶太佬學上帝。開六日工,休第七日。後來基督教演變成主日崇拜。但係佢地忽略了一個事實,上帝開六日工係日日通頂唔駛瞓的,而猶太佬同基督徒就好他條,每日都瞓番幾粒鐘。
其實有心學上帝,無心挨眼瞓,好似冇乜誠意咁喎?
Don't know where God is but the Devil is in the details
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因為如果有休息, 係會講明㗎嘛,如果唔係,佢做乜L嘢話畀你知佢第七日休息呢?
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咩未必?如果佢有就一定會記低。
記唔禮得喺法庭發誓或者答老婆問話時點講?the
truth, the WHOLE truth, nothing but the truth.

若果講少咗就係不盡不實。而聖經係100%信實咖嘛
如果有就要咯,唔係點叫WHOLE
Don't know where God is but the Devil is in the details
5:36
  
又不可指著你的頭起誓、因為你不能使一根頭髮變黑變白了。

其實這個theory係totally BS, 我向羅莎蓮指天誓日: 如果我日後對你負心一定會畀雷公劈死。我都唔可以使個天落雨啦, 但係都得骨

又例如, 公務員唔可以使旗上任何一粒星變做青天白日, 但係一樣有糧出

發誓, 同你可唔可以使指住發誓嗰樣嘢變, 其實係冇任何關係嘅

更何況, 唔好話變黑變白, 而家變綠變紫都得啦
Don't know where God is but the Devil is in the details
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