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講句公道說話,耶穌這隻超齡羔羊,的確係覺得事情係有些唔妥,所以初頭講唔出應該點樣處理。但係佢雖則覺得有些不妥,卻諗唔到不妥之處在於缺少咗個契家佬,點能accuss行淫。只能老作一個理由話邊個冇罪先准郁手。
聽聞從前有個猶太佬所羅門挑通眼眉,能分辨邊個女人生嗰個B:,但可惜耶穌並非所羅門blood descendant,遺傳唔到佢嘅才智。
41.咁不如唔好聖靈感孕,由早洩夫卜瑪利亞生佢出來,會唔好尐呢?始終parthenogenesis未喺人類身上試過,成品可能有flaw
Don't know where God is but the Devil is in the details
42. “係咪世界上每個人信唔信主都開咗個盤口嘅呢?”這個問題都應該搬嚟呢度
https://exchristian.hk/forum/viewthread.php?tid=15905&extra=page%3D1
Don't know where God is but the Devil is in the details
其實,上帝咁樣玩約伯,原理上即係等於我老婆揾佢團契姊妹色誘我,結果我唔受溝,咁佢先知道原來我始終都以家庭為重,對佢真係一條心嘅。

43.點解我老婆實唔敢咁樣玩?
Don't know where God is but the Devil is in the details
凡有血肉的活物、每樣兩個、一公一母、你要帶進方舟、好在你那裡保全生命。

44. 其實呢個世界上嘅動物, 有一啲係淨係得乸而冇公嘅:
New Mexico Whiptail(Aspidoscelis uniparens)


https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/New_Mexico_whiptail


所以, 點解故事嘅結局唔係諾亞全世界起勢咁搵公嘅New Mexico Whiptail, 一直搵到落大雨都未搞掂?
Don't know where God is but the Devil is in the details
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