抽刀斷水

有這麼容易？

我發了電郵給對方，得到回覆如下：

Dear Influential Individual,

We are delighted that your life’s journey has led you to discover our organization.

Maybe you have met one of our members in the flesh. Or perhaps not; we value anonymity. We see and know all just as a shepherd sees and knows all of the flock, our eyes peering over the masses to identify any threat to the survival of the human species. We are the bringers of new dawns, the guardians of the human species. We are the Pyramid, the Eye, the Light, the Eternal Circle. We are the Illuminati.

The Illuminati is a collective of prominent figures throughout the world who have united to guard the human species from extinction. Our members bear the burden of a planet’s leadership with the lives of 7 billion in their hands. As the human continues to rise above its other animal counterparts, governing of the planet has turned into a daunting task.

Once a member, the requirements are unimposing and often spaced between many years. Our requests are simple and therefore may be hard to comprehend, but disloyalty is not tolerated. You must understand this before applying. Members must fulfill their oaths to the Illuminati under every circumstance and recognize that they are merely one part of a much larger Universal Design.

For centuries, our organization has separated individuals of outstanding political, financial, or cultural influence from the flock and established them as shepherds of the human species. Perhaps you have already proven yourself in these fields. For that, the Illuminati officially congratulates you. Your dedication gives hope for the future of the human species.

If you would like to continue your application, kindly inform us so that we can proceed to the next stage

Regards

GREAT ILLUMINATI

當我想問進一步資料時，就被要求回覆詳細資料：

         If you are interested in joining the Great Illuminati Society
for Riches , Wealth , Fame and Power, please kindly fill the
information below

Your Full name..........
Your Country..........
Your State of origin..........
Your Date of birth..........
Your Sex..........
Your Address..........
Your Mobile Phone Number..........
Your Personal Identity Card.....
Your Occupation..............................
Your monthly income..................................
And Why You Want To Join our Great Society.....................................

ILLUMINATI WE ARE RICH FOREVER...

GREAT ILLUMINATI

填了一堆資料後，又被問到證件：

Greeting lordship,

  Kindly send us a scanned copy of your identity card and photo of you for verification and confirmation.


We await your prompt response.


GREAT ILLUMINATI ORDER.

我要求更多資料時，對方便誘之以利：

The Illuminati is an elite organization of world leaders, business authorities, innovators, artists, and other influential members of this planet. Our coalition unites influencers of all political, religious, and geographical backgrounds to further the prosperity of the human species as a whole.

   By rising through the levels of illumination, Illuminati members discover more about their world and the true power that hides within their minds. Whatever you seek, whatever you dream, whatever you hope: all is possible if you follow the Light.

BENEFITS GIVEN TO NEW MEMBERS WHO JOIN THE ILLUMINATI.
1. A cash prize of $500,000.
2. A new Stylish Dream CAR worth $200,000.
3. A dream house purchased in the country of your choice and more.

These are the first benefits immediately after your membership process is verified and confimed.

Welcome to light of wealth and fame.

他們連confirmed也串錯成confimed，真是光明極都有限。