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傾唔埋欄,點都夾唔到嘴型嘅。因為各為其主吖嘛。」
beebeechan 發表於 2025/6/4 05:25


未必嘅, 我都幾enjoy同老婆嘅互動....好好玩
有法例禁止人自焚殉葬?咁自焚失敗係咪天主教式異端火刑?自焚成功就罰錢?
Don't know where God is but the Devil is in the details
咁我見到你老婆自焚,我咪好無辜?不如你吩咐定你老婆唔好害我,想自焚殉夫都趁我不在場而陳版友……
Don't know where God is but the Devil is in the details
屌咁唔好彩行過見到阿嫂當街自焚,我都唔係特登。即係好似特首話事偈你唔喺現場就冇事,你估我想嘅咩
Don't know where God is but the Devil is in the details
若果發生這scenario就唔係平時啦-- 你同阿嫂去咗印度旅遊, 我又去咗印度旅遊, 而你不幸身故.....
Don't know where God is but the Devil is in the details
回覆 45# 抽刀斷水

有時命運嘅嘢就係咁奇妙, 若果犬子娶個印度西施, 令郎娶印度東施, 咁啱又撞埋喺印度擺酒.......
係就係命運弄人, 但係好多嘢都係半由人力半由天, 我要求你同阿嫂講一句”自焚時請等沙文唔喺附近”, 都唔係好難為你啫
Don't know where God is but the Devil is in the details
你話見到有個好靚仔嘅,十居其九就係沙文,咁就得㗎喇
(而且, 或者你估佢唔到, 原來佢記得我個樣呢)
Don't know where God is but the Devil is in the details
回覆 55# 抽刀斷水

我話十居其九, 都唔一定。我都小小科學嘅。
咁阿嫂見到靚仔, 問一聲”呢位相公, 想必係三文囉可?” 咁咪符合科學囉
回覆 56# beebeechan

唔會犯罪, 你都唔使贔屭㗎。係都要人犯罪你先至安樂嘅咩?
回覆 61# 抽刀斷水

你們不要以為我來,是為把平安帶到地上;我來不是為帶平安,而是帶刀劍

咁又係, 如果冇仗打, 耶穌豈不是白行一趟?
回覆 64# 抽刀斷水

我淨係聽聲都動淫念, 但係唔知點解耶穌冇譴責我的行為咁大細超我亦完全唔罪疚感。我係咪有咩問題呀?
回覆 66# 抽刀斷水
我都想盡量配合,不過都要聖靈能夠感動我才可水到渠成。(聖靈對我進行感動,我係隨時隨地無任歡迎嘅)
回覆 68# beebeechan
阿抽只會worry扯唔到旗。
沙文暫時未有這個顧慮
基督徒就要做多一啲,要做得更好咁解。
beebeechan 發表於 2025/6/8 05:31

屌點解好似未見過你做多一啲?
咁不如你講解下你點樣做多啲,做得更好?等大家學習下
Don't know where God is but the Devil is in the details
能係咁咋?屌咁我都得啦。
Don't know where God is but the Devil is in the details
問我之前, 問下自己你有冇先得㗎
Don't know where God is but the Devil is in the details
你做畀天主睇, 咁我順便到都得啫,基督徒唔係咁mean卦?


屙尿咩?要閂埋門
Don't know where God is but the Devil is in the details
咁又係,基數低進步慢,係惡搞。唔知新教會唔會快啲?不如你現在做一個benchmark, 然後轉投新教,過一排compare下?
Don't know where God is but the Devil is in the details
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