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我唔知只不過係比喻嘅jj點樣割包皮
2:21        滿了八天、就給孩子行割禮、與他起名叫耶穌、

不過咁, 如果你係都要我攞實物出來證明, 我又真係攞唔出, 好似話畀人撻咗

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Holy_Prepuce
Don't know where God is but the Devil is in the details
可能唔止百分之幾, 好大棚人㗎

神的兒子們看見人的女子美貌、就隨意挑選、娶來為妻。
That the sons of God saw the daughters of men that they were fair; and they took them wives of all which they chose.

27. 耶穌升天嘅時候, 應該都有J啩?
係咪畀我咁好彩噏中, 天一降臨, 耶穌就切J呢?
Don't know where God is but the Devil is in the details
唔係我畀唔到,係作經書嗰條友都畀唔到
你要掌握準確數據,這治學態度係好的。但你應該向佢提要求,唔係我。
27. 因為若果佢復活without J, 咁就會順便叫thomas摸下做見證:咦,主啊,點解冇嘢茄?又冇柄又冇窿,凈係有毛。你點樣痾尿咖?今次都算開咗眼界
Don't know where God is but the Devil is in the details
路12:27        你想百合花、怎麼長起來.他也不勞苦、也不紡線.然而我告訴你們、就是所羅門極榮華的時候、他所穿戴的、還不如這花一朵呢。

28.屌咁點解你又唔即場剝光豬擠低你套用新布補嘅舊衫連底面換一朵百合花呢?
Don't know where God is but the Devil is in the details
原來你要ballpark 啫,ballpark就有嘅, frm 0.000001%-99.9999%

0.000001%只係佔這個百分比的好少好少部分, 少到可以唔計

27. 唔係胡扯㗎, 有神蹟梗係慌死人唔知㗎啦,唔係要神跡黎托咩
28. 他所穿戴的、還不如這花一朵呢 -- 係基督咁樣教訓㗎喎
Don't know where God is but the Devil is in the details
3:21                耶和華 神為亞當和他妻子用皮子作衣服、給他們穿。

29. 其實, 當時耶和華 神自己有冇褲著嘅呢?
Don't know where God is but the Devil is in the details
呢樣係你要求,你要求必要,咁我畀必要你,咁都要畀你屌?
0.000001%-99.9999%完全符合ballpark定義喎。

好在你識答
你能夠舉得出mat8-9,就證明"有神蹟梗係慌死人唔知"啦。
就係因為有神蹟梗係慌死人唔知, 所以你都知嘛,如果神蹟真係咁秘密,你又點會知呢?"你切不可告訴人", 正所謂”唔講嗰句都講埋”

設就係由主耶稣的百合教訓infer出來咖嘛。
Jam2:17. 信心若沒有行為就是死的-- 連套衫都唔肯除出嚟換, 百合花又有幾矜貴呢? 唔好得把口講, 要有行動support先得㗎嘛
Don't know where God is but the Devil is in the details
3:5 因為 神知道、你們喫的日子眼睛就明亮了、你們便如 神能知道善惡。

30. 其實, 知道善惡有咩咁唔好呢?
如果當日太太太太太太太太太太太太太.....公婆冇食果果, 我今日見到美艷不可方物嘅抽水嫂, 就諗都唔使諗撬佢過檔,類似大衛同烏利亞咁,不過身份地位調轉。而抽水都唔能夠怪我,因為我根本唔知原來咁樣係唔啱嘅。

雖然食咗之後我都有可能一樣會咁做,但至少我係明知咁樣唔啱,就唔敢做得咁揚, 增加咗我咁樣做嘅難度。

咁上帝嘅初心, 其實係唔係想我撬得容易啲呢? 我撬得容易, 上帝先至過癮?
Don't know where God is but the Devil is in the details
常理係你嘅推論啫,唔係我所謂常理。
其實只要有一個反證,“son 必定有老母”就不能戍立。
Don't know where God is but the Devil is in the details
子=女都不成立。
子=男or女就成立。
子=又男又女都成立,係有人咁嘅。
子=不男又不女成唔成立我就唔知,未見過有咁情況
而最慘情係,經書原文都唔係華語,你講子字點解有乜L嘢用?你要舉古希伯來文、拉丁文之中son字咁啱又係同中文子字一樣,男女任你玩,咁先有得講
Don't know where God is but the Devil is in the details
原來你都知聖經多L餘.
"婦人生了一個男孩" 咁咪得囉, 加個子字就畫蛇添足喇
Don't know where God is but the Devil is in the details
您咁關心我自己嘅事真係令人感動。人間有情,此語不虛
咁關心我自己嘅事的人,除咗我老婆同阿媽之外,就係您咖啦。
Don't know where God is but the Devil is in the details
31.禽日食咗張speeding ticket.
既然公路有speed limit, 點解世上冇一個政府限制車廠生產或不准入口可以超過速限嘅車?
原因係,若果咁做就冇機會罰錢,咁就少好多收入,至於咁會提高車死人的機會,但相比於罰錢收入,人命的價值就同冇老母嘅人數一樣,可以詐帝睇唔到。
政府咁做,雖然係衰格咗出尐,但我都可以理解。
而上帝,亦都採用同樣 principle: 人fully capable to 犯罪,上帝唔限制人的犯罪能力,只係犯完罪先同我計數。

但係,上帝又唔係罰我錢,而將我踢入地獄,反而要長年累月燒火,energy你估好平咩?每年入冬,我畀gas費都好肉痛。咁佢搞得咁L煩而佢又似乎冇乜著數,究竟為乜呢?除咗佢係變態之外,有咩其他可能呢?
Don't know where God is but the Devil is in the details
咁都顯出神的義,咁差佬就應該改作工指引。以後凡接到911報案,例如強姦,趕到現場,但係唔好干擾 crime in progress, 只需拎出cellphone拍video,耐心等疑犯完事之後捉佢。video用來第日做呈堂證供。
咁,差佬就夠義啦啩?
多謝您的啟示,我決定上court 咁樣defend speeding: your honor, 其實慢車一樣會車死人,所以你罰我開快車係冇L用的,不如就咁算啦?話唔定成為案例,到時我一定畀番。credit您名垂千古。
登記稅又收, 超速又收咁先至夠肥㗎嘛, 有咩咁唔合理呢?立例就理論直都要做㗎啦, 除非生意都唔做, 限速器就未必要, 好多車根本已有cruise control, 只需改下program, mandatory limit 100km. technical 完全冇問題。

不過救傷車, 消防車,警車,軍車都有exemption
Don't know where God is but the Devil is in the details
回覆 130# jimmychauck
屌,都話mandatory,一start engine,cruise control即刻自動engages, max limited to 100, 冇得cancel咪掂,真係有冇人春成你咁,怪得之教都信得落

鄧小炳聽你講,領悟到上帝的義之後很仰慕,特意訓示部下學習,咁咪會咁咯。

只要有咁嘅判例,以後common law法庭都跟住咁判咖啦,立法都慳番

回覆 131# beebeechan

咪係,technical完全冇問題,問題只係肯唔肯立例適用於全部車輛, 令自己冇得開speeding ticket啫
(點解的士又唔使?係咪政府同上帝一樣大細超?)
32. 我話上帝大細超, 肯定又會有人唔服, 但係我有solid evidence㗎嘛:
我老豆係沙通天, 點解Victor同埋Richard唔係呢?點解唔試下調轉佢哋個老豆畀我?

(主啊若果你覺得我好過份,咁調轉佢地其中一個的老豆畀我,我都收貨咖啦,我都識知足嘅)
Don't know where God is but the Devil is in the details
我真係冇見過人連條底褲都奉獻埋畀阿穌讚佢乖。唔知嗰位寡婦投兩蚊之後點過世?唔知點解經文冇follow up?

若果個個寡婦都係咁,下個主日未到餓L死咗,咁教會以後冇兩蚊收, 好難持續發展喎?


所以我明白了,為咗公平原則,只可以有一個寡婦係咁。大家對於呢個故仔千祈唔好認真, 奉獻嘅時候唔使學佢咁疏爽


基督教有基督教的公平,大陸有大陸的民主,大家係咪覺悟到處處楊梅一樣花呢?

Don't know where God is but the Devil is in the details
子華最鍾意講笑, 千祈唔好咁認真
唔係人人按著定命咁公平嘅, 上帝同貴國政府一樣, 玩特事特辦, 有些人人唔使死
Don't know where God is but the Devil is in the details
我諗醫管局都會好鍾意呢種”總之結果冚唪爛瓜老襯就公平” 嘅以結果為目標philosophy:
市民排期做手術, 個個都係排到死L咗都未到。
咁都話唔公平? 就係你唔啱喇。
Don't know where God is but the Devil is in the details
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