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一路行一路著啦。我cellphone睇到老婆tesla轉緊入到路口啦
Don't know where God is but the Devil is in the details
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    你門口個sign無得到老婆consent架咩。
佢去街我先擺出去。若果畀佢發現,我就話:我驚自己立場不堅定,聽咗第個女人傳教信耶穌。引領我歸主這份榮耀,同破處一樣,一定要留畀妳咖嘛
Don't know where God is but the Devil is in the details
你咁唔work,每次要老婆出去你先擺個sign,佢臨返黎之前你又要拿拿淋收返,但啲傳教女又唔知幾時先黎一個,仲要啱口味先fuck得,每日忙足十年都唔知有無一劑。
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我唔係想fuck佢,係想嚇走佢啫。耶女我使憂冇得fuck咩?只愁fuck得太多
Don't know where God is but the Devil is in the details
早響丫,咁寫「內有惡犬」咪搞掂囉,又駛乜老婆出門立sign返黎又拔sign咁五餅三魚。
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冇狗吠呃佢唔到
Don't know where God is but the Devil is in the details
播錄音咪得囉。

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唔work架。好似我哋隻貓咁,電視播出狗吠聲,或者老虎獅子聲,佢冇反應。但屋外狗叫,佢就會匿埋梳化底。
聽得出真假嘅。
Don't know where God is but the Devil is in the details
對其他動物唔work, 人類耳仔無咁靈既。
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咁係咪一有人撳鍾就play狗吠聲?
Don't know where God is but the Devil is in the details
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    你整到既可以咁整,長play都無所謂格,再唔係紅外線trigger都得。
halloween嚇親細路仔嘛
Don't know where God is but the Devil is in the details
我的sign有特定target, 狗吠就嚇埋無辜的人,係咪你考慮冇我咁周詳?
Don't know where God is but the Devil is in the details
我的sign有特定target, 狗吠就嚇埋無辜的人,係咪你考慮冇我咁周詳?
沙文 發表於 2025/5/28 15:40



裝呢個門鐘, 傳教女勿近
   
你咪又係教壞細路
Don't know where God is but the Devil is in the details
我的sign有特定target, 狗吠就嚇埋無辜的人,係咪你考慮冇我咁周詳?
沙文 發表於 2025/5/28 15:40



    既然要搞自動trigger,不如就係你老婆on/off個sign出黎咪得囉。

而家好多dog lovers, 不但唔怕狗, 可能反而會要我叫隻狗出嚟玩。不如播虎嘯聲, 至少有隻貓可以頂住檔

Don't know where God is but the Devil is in the details
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just in case有朋友要娶基督徒

Don't know where God is but the Devil is in the details
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