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Wife: "You always carry my photo in your wallet.  Why?"

Hubby: "When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look at your picture and the problem disappears."

Wife: "You see how miraculous and powerful I am for you?"

Hubby: "Yes! I see your picture and ask myself, what other problem can there be greater than this one?"
Don't know where God is but the Devil is in the details
You remind me of the sea.

Because I'm wild, romantic and exciting?

NO, because you make me sick.
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原帖由 沙文 於 2007-9-27 01:15 發表
幾乎上當, 連用另一張相襯底都有風險,袋多個銀包實被搜到啦
佢唔駛搜查令架

香港d 閃卡有一種特野卡   可以將閃卡之內再臧一張閃卡  是為"閃中閃"
你可以參考下呢種技術  你老婆再醒都唔會撕開自己張相離搜掛
花開花落花無缺!

對付教徒三式: 不主動、 不抗拒、 不負責!

幾乎上當, 連用另一張相襯底都有風險,袋多個銀包實被搜到啦
佢唔駛搜查令架
Don't know where God is but the Devil is in the details
原帖由 沙文 於 2007-9-27 01:08 發表
冇咁多錢可以袋


你都係想袋相之嘛...袋幾多錢  你自己就住啦  1蚊都係錢掛
花開花落花無缺!

對付教徒三式: 不主動、 不抗拒、 不負責!

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冇咁多錢可以袋
Don't know where God is but the Devil is in the details
原帖由 沙文 於 2007-9-8 06:23 發表
換牆紙就話都冇咁易啦,換張銀包相就麻X煩嘞........唔好話換,加多張襯底都驚住走光......


袋多個銀包law  死蠢
花開花落花無缺!

對付教徒三式: 不主動、 不抗拒、 不負責!

Darling, when we get married, I want to share all your worries, troubles and lighten your burden.

It's very kind of you, sweetie, but I don't have any worries or troubles.

That's because we aren't married yet.
Don't know where God is but the Devil is in the details

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換牆紙就話都冇咁易啦,換張銀包相就麻X煩嘞........唔好話換,加多張襯底都驚住走光......
Don't know where God is but the Devil is in the details
原帖由 訪客得得b 於 2007-9-8 00:46 發表
我都想過將一些輸到清盤的公司股票,貼在辦公室牆上,
以後遇到持有股票股價下跌時,就望一望牆上的舊傷痕,
心裡就跟自已說,就算情况再差,咪當夠時侯換新牆紙,
改善一下環境囉。 ...

想不到b股仙都有落泊時。

「人生可比是海上的波浪 有時起有時落」-- 愛拼才會贏

加油啊!
支持鼓勵每位離教者 › 閹割神父 刻不容緩 ‹
我都想過將一些輸到清盤的公司股票,貼在辦公室牆上,
以後遇到持有股票股價下跌時,就望一望牆上的舊傷痕,
心裡就跟自已說,就算情况再差,咪當夠時侯換新牆紙,
改善一下環境囉。
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