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炒股唔係睇成本高, 係睇仲有冇得升, 會升幾多
買仙股都可以輸到扑街 ...
beebeechan 發表於 2025/3/11 07:59


而家唔係睇佢升幾多, 係睇佢跌幾多
我呢兩日揸車出街都驚犯眾憎
https://www.cnn.com/2025/03/07/b ... ed-elon-musk-digvid
tsla版友我專登出post問侯您。尋日有冇欲哭無淚血本無歸呀?係咪仲揸住,春袋都揼爆呀?

唔好睇唔開喎,仲有排跌,睇見你折墮,我個心都唔安樂
Don't know where God is but the Devil is in the details
你嘅七師傅而家唔得呢咩?

Don't know where God is but the Devil is in the details
38:9        俄南知道生子不歸自己、所以同房的時候、便遺在地、免得給他哥哥留後。

咁樣寫作其實完全掌握唔到人物性格,情節離地。
作經佬唔了解狗公嘅最基本原則: 有得趙完鬆就絕對唔會乸屎上身自己搵手尾跟。我識得嘅狗公朋友十個有十個都係咁,唧咗入去先算,有得爽點會理歸唔歸自己? 唔歸自己就最啱添,唔通自己搵啲責任嚟負咁老襯咩?
就算有時唧咗落地,都係因為玩顏射一時控制唔住以致走火嘅啫。
Don't know where God is but the Devil is in the details
「賣身家」同跟從我係幾多件嘢呀? 什麼智慧的開端乜乜七七,其實連小學生數手指都數錯。

Mak 10:21 耶穌看著他、就愛他、對他說、你還缺少一件.去變賣你所有的、分給窮人、就必有財寶在天上.你還要來跟從我。
Don't know where God is but the Devil is in the details
亦都冇話 sell part of your belongs 啵

沙按
為天國的緣故自閹嘅人.唯有以手代b, 唔係點啫?
Don't know where God is but the Devil is in the details
畏呀Mr.智慧的開端,你本L屌思高係咁講㗎喎:

耶穌定睛看他,就喜愛他,對他說:「你還缺少一樣:你去,變賣你所有的一切,施捨給窮人,你必有寶藏在天上,然後來,【背着十字架,】跟隨我!」
仲要慌死你縮骨,「所有」都未夠,再加埋「一切」添
Don't know where God is but the Devil is in the details
降雨給義人,也給不義的人。

有些義人/不義的人喺..........

https://shyyp.net/hant/phrase/%E6%9C%9B%E5%A4%A9%E6%89%93%E5%8D%A6
Don't know where God is but the Devil is in the details
耶穌有一個錯誤嘅concept: 佢以為信咗福音就識傳福音。

他又對他們說: 你們往普天下去,傳福音給萬民 ( 萬 民 :原文是凡受造的 )聽 。

而家,本網嘅情形就exactly係咁啦:
即係好似以為識化妝就識sell化妝品,唔通你搵豬扒喺化妝品section做sales girl咩?你都要睇下條女乜嘢質素先得㗎,有啲先天性嘅嘢,化極裝都冇得救㗎。

各位有冇曾幾何時喺M&S化妝品section見過類似咁嘅售貨員呢?




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Don't know where God is but the Devil is in the details
p.S.若果化粧小姐咁嘅尊容,都唔好講肯唔肯幫襯嘞,你肯唔肯行埋去睇下?
Don't know where God is but the Devil is in the details
緊係靠人啦,唔通靠絕對唔會失敗嘅主咩?若是靠主,耶穌就唔會叫人環遊世界傳福音啦,佢自己環遊世界咪得咯?升乜L嘢天啫?
若是靠絕對唔會失敗嘅主,旁觀者一早就成功得咗救啦。
若是靠絕對唔會失敗嘅主,佢就會親自同我講:死沙文你條躪癱有一個錯誤concept...(話唔定仲會順便預言埋今次邊隊捧fifa杯添)駛L你加把口?

你不如都係化粧啦
Don't know where God is but the Devil is in the details
無非係想話”失敗就關我叉事”啫,收到收到
Don't know where God is but the Devil is in the details
冇錯喇, 難得你咁endorse我。我食飯屙屎做愛,的確都靠我自己努力嘅
Don't know where God is but the Devil is in the details
susanna係人,我接受佢嘅服務
始終都係我哋人類自己一手一腳搞掂

咁仲自在冇壓力啦,唔使硬係凝住畀佢匿埋喺側邊裝我哋

試過做緊愛嗰陣隻貓喺床邊睇,我老婆都叫我趕咗佢出房先

Don't know where God is but the Devil is in the details
我都要克服心理關口㗎嘛,若果想欣賞到我嘅演出,除咗需要大家多多鼓勵之外,代禱就更加重要
Don't know where God is but the Devil is in the details
係呀,乜L都話關我叉事,貴教真係冇改錯名你不愧係堂堂中華兒女,有問題順嘅永遠都係人哋
Don't know where God is but the Devil is in the details
回覆 2411# beebeechan

屌,咁其實我得唔得救都一早內定啦,何況fifa
咁你畀心機代禱得密啲囉,都要代禱靈先至有用㗎。 不過據說成功都關你叉事,咁你又何必呢?不如交返畀上面搞啦
Don't know where God is but the Devil is in the details
係呀,上邊成日都係咁所託非人㗎喇,專係請豬扒化粧小姐賣化粧品。呢個就乜都關我叉事,嗰個就傳埋啲山草藥福音,講唔掂就永遠「我幫你祈禱」作結,仲好意思話想人人得救?

而且你地不幸地。老細係契弟,成功就係佢成/功,失敗就你孭鍋,即是,你只有孭鉻鍋嘅可能。咁你又何必呢?
Don't know where God is but the Devil is in the details
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