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您終於肯為聖座禱告嗱?
Don't know where God is but the Devil is in the details
同successor商量啦
Don't know where God is but the Devil is in the details
賠償多先實際,道歉都唔駛本
Don't know where God is but the Devil is in the details
所以咪唔實際咯
Don't know where God is but the Devil is in the details
有用咩?閹咗都仲有手指,你試下用手指插插插睇下得唔得?(不過若用在阿嫂,切記要細細力試下先,唔係個個女人受得)
神父性侵自己教友啫,我唔知幾心涼,做咩要粗暴干預人地內政?
最好屌埋某版友屎窟就更加好笑
Don't know where God is but the Devil is in the details
据末代太监孙耀庭回忆,他年轻的时候像正常人一样有性欲,对女人异常感兴趣,而且早在涛贝勒府上当差时就偷看过“春宫图”,并兴奋得彻夜未眠。对男女之间的事情,他自认了解得也不次于常人。所以,宦官虽然经过阉割而丧失了正常的“性”能力,但有许多迹象表明,他们仍有一定的“性”要求
有些太监们为了排遣寂寞,还会和宫女们相处,叫做“对食”,彼此照顾,最著名的当属明朝的魏忠贤和客氏。一个是手握大权的太监,一个是皇帝的奶娘,他们二人还曾经联手把皇帝的后宫搞得天翻地覆。

而皇帝们所担心的绿帽子,也并没有完全避免。所谓后宫佳丽三千,而皇帝只有一个,有些后宫的女人,顶着皇帝妃子的名号,却可能终生都见不到皇帝一面。这深宫寂寞,如果遇上有没有净身干净的太监,他和后妃们,还可能会有一段故事。

“太监在宫闱中,常与嫔妃相通,其阉割未尽者,尤能欢娱,嫔妃争相罗致。”——《河间见闻录》
Don't know where God is but the Devil is in the details
你真係咁enthusiastic就入教啦。外人suggest佢吔唔會穌您,你坐教宗個位咁就掂
Don't know where God is but the Devil is in the details
祝願終於有一天貴網對天主教的影響力足以令佢地覺得可能值得作這個考慮
Don't know where God is but the Devil is in the details
我租客咋,你先係業主
Don't know where God is but the Devil is in the details
回覆 21# beebeechan

近來, 貴特區倡宗教旅遊。
為了開源, 我propose本網從事宗教移民顧問。
等香港嘅基督徒, 不論黃藍, 補充失去的基督徒人口:
https://news.creaders.net/world/2025/02/22/2836409.html

你第一個報名, 有九折
同魔幻、阿尖三條友一齊申請, 收兩條友價

各位覺得我呢個proposal好嘅, 請點讚留言分享, 撳埋訂閱鐘仔, 謝謝
軍民魚水情!老解對你咁L關愛,仲唔快的執包袱?
BLA嗰陣都不聞戰狼敢出手。
Don't know where God is but the Devil is in the details
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