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聽美國國歌有感

佢自我感覺良好就得啦。
畀你屌幾句,佢就以為自己“為義受逼迫”呀,我好L痛苦呀,我deserve入天國呀……
係你先會咁好心成全佢
Don't know where God is but the Devil is in the details
我認。我阿媽生得我蠢,蠢到冇辦法信主,都冇法啦。我唯有認命
Don't know where God is but the Devil is in the details
你祈禱都要誠心加蘿兩錢肉緊,天主先會聽你支笛,求㞗其以為有祈就得,所以從未試過靈。?I bet 你冇試過為咗我fasting祈咖,所以一定唔靈。今晚試下,當順便減肥都好。

建議禱文咁講: 我們的天父,人蠢冇藥醫,唯一辦法係靠你。你唔醫好沙文,我呢世都唔食返嘢你就知味道! 阿孟
Don't know where God is but the Devil is in the details
若果你本來都已經係新馬仔咁,就更應該fasting!唔駛減肥都fasting就更誠心,表示你係特㞗登為咗我,咁祈就保證有效。
你而家咁祈埋曬尐死人縮骨禱,得就真係冇天理
Don't know where God is but the Devil is in the details
我都係諗住即管試下比較,而家嘅教徒同以前教徒嘅質素有乜唔同

20耶穌對他們說:「由於你們缺少信德;我實在告訴你們:假如你們有像芥子那麼大的信德,你們向這座山說:從這邊移到那邊去!它必會移過去的;為你們沒有不可能的事。
21【但這類魔鬼非用祈禱和禁食,是不能趕出去的。】


唔知以前啲教徒會唔會好似逃出咁縮骨,凈係concern有幾多$入袋: 天主驚我營養不良,佢畀鬼上身係佢自己蠢啫.........
Don't know where God is but the Devil is in the details
恭喜你財源廣進達3冮。
不過你尐transaction又幾特別,只有你declare credit, 我呢邊就冇debit record咁奇
照理交收應該會好似嗰個血漏姐姐咁,耶穌都felt到有人偷咗佢超能力。
Don't know where God is but the Devil is in the details
佢唔會講得咁累贅卦?
you'll have to repay us with interest.
Don't know where God is but the Devil is in the details
樓主的有感,一定有錯咗乃為表錯情的有感
美國佬的計票法是否fair, 雖然都有排拗,但至少作為阿茂阿壽都叫做有得vote.

而天國政制,應該係近乎貴國的人民民主專政,永續連任,作為阿茂阿壽,係冇得阿芝阿jor選邊個做天主嘅。

嗱你唔會話到時大家elect抽刀斷水、旁觀者、lefeng 3位一體做天主都得啩?所以,其實你應該聽嗰首蔥菜牛肉剁爛歌有感先啱。

今次真係塞錢入你袋,笑納笑納,唔駛客氣,我錢多過頭,好多時都濟下貧嘅。乞兒最中意見到我
Don't know where God is but the Devil is in the details
係就係錢, 不過....


佢鍾意附庸風雅《紅樓三國西遊》輪住睇
一定識「假作真時真亦假,無為有處有還無」

此楹聯好似喺度講緊天主喎?值得品味喎!


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Don't know where God is but the Devil is in the details
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