沙文

又來一個重量級牧師連環殺手，關我叉事後來居上，似乎天主教幾難望其項背。



Anders Lindbäck
外號: Ham-Sven
受害人數:3

沙按: 耶穌吩咐要接濟窮鬼，但係咁樣會造成教會沉重經濟負擔， 所以牧師諗到計仔: 直接減少窮鬼教徒人數。方法係極有創意地用聖餐毒死佢哋:
Lindbäck tried to find ways to cut costs for the parish, he saw the poor and sick as too much of a drain on the church coffers. Thus, he came up with an economically beneficial solution that would also decrease the number of supplicants; by poisoning them as they received their Holy Communion.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anders_Lindb%C3%A4ck_(vicar)

沙文

牧師咁做，其實很合理。佢地擺咗portfolio在天上，喺凡間用唔到。

所以用聖餐送佢地上天，即時標會，咁就皆大歡喜啦

沙文

暫時搵到最近傍嘅天主教神職人員殺手係呢位:



Hans Schmidt
唯一一位喺美國坐電椅嘅神父，但可惜警方未能證實另外兩單嘢都係佢做，不能冠以”連環殺手”榮譽稱號。

沙按: 呢位又係阿媽同老豆分別屬於關我叉事/天主教，似乎咁嘅婚姻組合，仲大鑊過不信同信共負一軛 ?

Hans B. Schmidt (January 3, 1881[1] – February 18, 1916) was a German Catholic priest, rapist, convicted murderer, and suspected serial killer. He was executed by way of the electric chair at Sing Sing Prison in New York State for murdering and dismembering a woman in the United States. He was also suspected in the disappearance of another woman and child.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hans_Schmidt_(priest)#Trials,_appeals,_and_execution