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again, 唔知天國冇仔生這項錯誤資訊,係合約邊條誤導你呢?
Don't know where God is but the Devil is in the details
繼續發揮之前,我循例都想問,「孕婦與腹中胎兒在神眼中是兩個獨立的生命與靈魂(例如聖經中施洗約翰在母腹中見到耶穌就歡喜跳動)」。你點L知嘅呢?我老婆話我聽,其實個胎無論見唔見到我,自己都會無端端跳動,歡唔歡喜就唔知了
Don't know where God is but the Devil is in the details
同埋,天主每次預備靈魂係預備幾多個呢? 係咪每條蟲一個靈魂, 睇下邊條蟲入到去嗰個靈魂就跟住? (因為預防有龍鳳胎、3胞胎......) 每次預備一個靈魂係唔足夠嘅
Don't know where God is but the Devil is in the details
主教的教理係點知先得㗎?

同埋please goto 54樓問題

Don't know where God is but the Devil is in the details
回覆 60# beebeechan

明白, 其實天主都鍾意睇AV真人表演, 估唔到天主同我都有共同興趣

please goto 54樓問題
就係這個system有時會搞錯。有啲男仔成日覺得自己其實係女仔, 就係因為download錯咗。人哋xy染色體嘅蟲, 天主就畀咗兩條x嘅靈魂

please goto 54樓問題
Don't know where God is but the Devil is in the details
咁你又點知佢而家睇緊我呢個白痴表演?又係天主教教理講㗎?

please goto 54樓問題
Don't know where God is but the Devil is in the details
咁天主教教理又點L知先得格?若是如此,咁落仔其實係為咗啲bb仔好。若果任佢地大個,佢地未必信天主,而趁未出世搞掂佢,咁就冇機會做錯。

最多我做醜人,犧牲我嘅前途。咁都係為咗bb仔啫。聖教會就無謂死牛一便頸,根據教理,未出世就被搞掂的胎完其實最好彩,能迅速得到天主憐憫。
Don't know where God is but the Devil is in the details
講道理啫,就算我浸瓜咗,我嘅theory都成立喎。至於封聖,我嘅初心都只係盡量幫人入天國,對虛名睇得好淡。但若聖座係都要封,我都卻之不恭。
其實墮胎同做神父嘅使命基本一樣,實乃殊途同歸,只係比神父更有把握成功,所以講到封聖,其實未輪到我,國上世紀政府有關人仕及世界各地好多濟世為懷嘅大國手都值得聖座考慮。

畢竟,做人嘅目的,無非都係入天國啫,能夠幫到人實現人生最終目的,亦不枉此生了。
Don't know where God is but the Devil is in the details
btw, 其實天主點解唔skip人間階段,靈魂一被製成就憐憫而直接入天國?咁味保證人人得救,佢又好做我又好做唔駛而家咁L煩
Don't know where God is but the Devil is in the details
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