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又來一個重量級牧師連環殺手，關我叉事後來居上，似乎天主教幾難望其項背。



Anders Lindbäck
外號: Ham-Sven
受害人數:3

沙按: 耶穌吩咐要接濟窮鬼，但係咁樣會造成教會沉重經濟負擔， 所以牧師諗到計仔: 直接減少窮鬼教徒人數。方法係極有創意地用聖餐毒死佢哋:
Lindbäck tried to find ways to cut costs for the parish, he saw the poor and sick as too much of a drain on the church coffers. Thus, he came up with an economically beneficial solution that would also decrease the number of supplicants; by poisoning them as they received their Holy Communion.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anders_Lindb%C3%A4ck_(vicar)

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牧師咁做，其實很合理。佢地擺咗portfolio在天上，喺凡間用唔到。

所以用聖餐送佢地上天，即時標會，咁就皆大歡喜啦

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暫時搵到最近傍嘅天主教神職人員殺手係呢位:



Hans Schmidt
唯一一位喺美國坐電椅嘅神父，但可惜警方未能證實另外兩單嘢都係佢做，不能冠以”連環殺手”榮譽稱號。

沙按: 呢位又係阿媽同老豆分別屬於關我叉事/天主教，似乎咁嘅婚姻組合，仲大鑊過不信同信共負一軛 ?

Hans B. Schmidt (January 3, 1881[1] – February 18, 1916) was a German Catholic priest, rapist, convicted murderer, and suspected serial killer. He was executed by way of the electric chair at Sing Sing Prison in New York State for murdering and dismembering a woman in the United States. He was also suspected in the disappearance of another woman and child.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hans_Schmidt_(priest)

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終於搵到天主教教士，一嘢做瓜400 件, 叻返次喇


Baltasar Calvo
受害人數:400

The massacre lasted from 5 to 6 June, and Calvo was captured on 7 June. In total some four hundred French men, women, and children were massacred by Calvo and his followers. Excavations in 1996 found the corpses of 173 people at Santa Rita Street; the fashion they were found in indicated that they had been stripped and in some cases had their hands and feet tied before they were killed, and many had been decapitated and stabbed.[7] The bodies had not yet been dated by 2011.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Baltasar_Calvo

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冇講佢係因為不確定

On 17 April 2012, when asked by Lawyer Siv Hallgren if he is religious, Breivik answered in the affirmative. Later, during the same conversation, he stated: "I am Christian. I believe in God, but I am a bit religious, but not especially religious."[307] Breivik has later described his religious faith as being Odinism, a neopagan belief.[172][173][308] While Breivik was frequently described in the media as a "Christian fundamentalist",[309][310][311][312][313] such assertions were disputed in a number of sources,[314] and Breivik has later denied it, stating in letters to Norwegian newspaper Dagen that he "is not, and has never been, a Christian", and that he thinks there are few things in the world more "pathetic" than "the Jesus-figure and his message".[172] He said he prays and sacrifices to Odin, and identifies his religion as Odinism.[172]

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Adrian Lim
Tan Mui Choo
Hoe Kah Hong
受害人數:2

He converted to Catholicism for his marriage

The week before the execution date, Lim joined in, asking for repentance. He asked Australian priest Father Brian Doro for absolution. In their final days, all three of them received a Holy Communion

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Toa_Payoh_ritual_murders

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Luísa de Jesus
外號:
the Foundling Wheel Killer
受害人數:33-34

On the eighteenth day of December of one thousand seven hundred and forty-eight, in this church of Figueira, Father João Baptista Barreto (...) baptised and placed the holy oils on Luiza


https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lu%C3%ADsa_de_Jesus

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Katarzyna Onyszkiewiczowa
外號:Female Demon
受害人數:3

was raised in the Greek Catholic faith.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Katarzyna_Onyszkiewiczowa

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Cecile Bombeek
受害人數:3

Cecile Bombeek (1933–2019) was a Belgian nun and nurse who killed three people between 1976 and 1977.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cecile_Bombeek

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William Dathan Holbert
外號:Wild Bill
受害人數:5

“Make no mistake, I am a Christian. I found Jesus and Jehovah here in jail. I follow Jesus Christ, there is no God but Jehovah. I thank God for the Republic of Panama and its beautiful people”
https://newsroompanama.com/2019/08/16/wild-bill-serial-killer-thanks-god-for-panamas-beautiful-people/

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我都可能會信耶穌，不過趁未信殺咗人先。若果信咗耶穌有需要殺人，都會離一離教先，之後再信返。
務必盡量做到關你叉事，我亦鄭重呼顲大家咁L樣做，又相信本thread所提及人仕都係咁L樣做。咁滿意啦？

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Viktor Karamarkov
外號: The Macedonian Raskolnikov
受害人數:4

嗱好似呢位弟兄就認真過癮，每次殺人之前我都證明唔到佢係教徒(或者每次舉起斧頭之前佢都離教呢?我點知唔係啫? )，殺人之後去教堂門口先至restore教徒身份:
After each killing, he would visit the "St. Peter and Paul" Church in Gjorče Petrov, and ask for forgiveness.
完全符合關我叉事


https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Viktor_Karamarkov

所以, 今次輪到你鍾意可以當我癈噏或者講大話。

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你又唔熟行呀, 謀殺都有得保釋㗎嘛

On September 5, 2008, Casey was released again on bail for all pending charges after being fitted with an electronic tracking device.[50] Her $500,000 bond was posted by her parents who signed a promissory note for the bond.[51][52]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Death_of_Caylee_Anthony

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所以咪就係關基督教事囉。你都話有罪先至信基督教啦, 可見罪人同基督教嘅關係密不可分

我從來冇認為信左耶穌嘅人冇可能作姦犯科嘅，sorry，on the contrary我好理解你哋嘅作為

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Juan Severino Mallari

天主教版友, 呢位神父兼職連環殺手就最有興趣喇（定係殺手兼職神父呢？）

Juan Severino Mallari (September 22, 1785 – 1840) was a Filipino Catholic priest and serial killer. He is the first documented serial killer from the Philippines. During the Spanish colonial period, Mallari served as a parish priest in Magalang, Pampanga. He reportedly killed 57 people in the area[1] before he was discovered, arrested, imprisoned and hanged in 1840.[2]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Juan_Severino_Mallari

係呀我又係喺維基搵到㗎咋, 吹得脹咩?

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我有話過基督教係環殺手的原因咩？咁啱有人做連環殺手又信基督教啫，你好介意咩？

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唔係唔識, 而係覺得你作為教徒都唔明白信主嘅道理,著實可悲,唔係幾忍心話畀你聽真相。
事實係咁, 康健的人唔使睇醫生, 呢樣真理係基督教話畀我聽嘅。
若果平時打乞嗤流鼻水, 唔會去睇醫生㗎, 就算唔志在錢都冇咁得閒啦。所以, 將罪apply喺睇醫生嘅道理, 我唔覺得病得犀利咪唔去睇醫生囉, 等於我唔覺得自己好大罪, 咁咪唔去搵耶穌囉。所以, 我想搵耶穌, 就要盡量搞到自己罪嘅程度足以需要睇醫生。所以我話畀你聽我可能會信耶穌, 就係因為而家仲未達到這個程度, 到我做咗連環殺手, 覺得自己好L大罪, 咁就夠資格搵耶穌喇。
所以, 如果唔係基督教話咗畀我聽, 我都諗唔到其中嘅時空因果關係,係基督教事前話定畀我聽, 我先至咁做㗎咋。所以咪就係關基督教事囉。

P.S. 我真係試過傷風流鼻水, 畀醫生叫我返屋企休息就得㗎喇, 唔使睇㗎, 你試過未呀?

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1個人殺咗人之後信耶穌，關基督教嘅事，就係因為一個人殺咗人之前，被告知康健的人用不著醫生，所以佢要用得著醫生，就要唔康健先至得。就係咁咯。
至於康健的人用不著醫生，同唔康健或者有病嘅人用不用得著醫生，有冇關係，你教下耶穌啦。matt 2.17有完整成句，簡明過你喲L屌列表。

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Joseph LaPage

外號: "The French Monster"
受害人數:4

He was put in an isolated cell, where he was noted as repeating prayers
His body, on request by his wife, was then buried in the cemetery of Suncook's Catholic church.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Joseph_LaPage