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自作多情的羊

有隻羊見到美國國歌有一句歌詞唱到天主,興奮到扯旗。這位人士一定冇去睇過super bowl。咁多年美國佬唱國歌,都係冇天主嗰句嘅。不論係super bowl, 總統就職, 國慶都唔會唱到天主。
點解呢? 其實美國國歌有四段,天主嗰句就喺最後嗰段,佢哋成日都係唱一段就收工,所以你唔會聽到國歌有天主。
咁佢哋係咪特登避開天主唔唱呢? 真相係a lot more than that. 如果係特登避開天主,咁唱3段都得啫,唔使咁偷工減料啩?所以,內中深層嘅意思其實係: 佢哋要not even close to天主 ! 如果唱到第3段,咁距離天主都太近,唱埋第2段呢? 都嫌唔夠遠,所以只係能夠唱1段。
咁你又會話,會唔會係因為時間關係,只可以唱一段呢? 如果真係咁concern天主,咁可以淨係唱第四段,點解係都要淨係唱冇天主嘅第一段呢?  
所以,以為國歌有一句天主就鬆毛鬆翼,其實純粹係自作多情,美國佬根本唔會care什麼天主。

Don't know where God is but the Devil is in the details
Don't know where God is but the Devil is in the details
驚hurt到你,唔好一下做到咁絕。唱幾句阿神,等你以為藕斷絲連。
即係戒毒都有美沙酮

其實聖公會好似係屬關我叉事系統?佢地唔係離教,真相係離婚教。
根據其歷史background, 聖公會應該贊成離婚。

不如我同老婆講:如果我信主,就入聖公會!

點解呀?

因為可以離婚?
Don't know where God is but the Devil is in the details
除非老婆香咗。
beebeechan 發表於 2026/1/4 02:51


所以我老婆咪畀你哋累死啦,多謝貴教畀一個咁好嘅motivation我做瓜佢。
樓上講咗這點了
Don't know where God is but the Devil is in the details
所以話基督教做嘢doesnt make sense,聖公會係為咗離婚自由而成立,又點會仍然限制離婚?
Don't know where God is but the Devil is in the details
屌咁我話“聖公會係屬關我叉事系統而含有較多天主教元素”,你吹我唔漲啦?

即係有些資本主義國含有較多社會主義元素,有些社會主義國家有時又會改革開放咁解啫。
Don't know where God is but the Devil is in the details
我聽講新教都分好多山頭,冇聖像咽尐叫Calvinism,路德宗都有一些天主教元素。
目前只貴教只有舊教、新教兩種category, 冇“半新半舊”,唔歸the vatican管就算新教。
其實貴教門派繁雜,同學武功一樣,邊派最好打?真係打過先知
Don't know where God is but the Devil is in the details
除咗正確之外,都唔好漏咗光榮同埋偉大喎
Don't know where God is but the Devil is in the details
係咪同入唔入到天國一樣原理
Don't know where God is but the Devil is in the details
唔知tipping point喺邊度呢?
Don't know where God is but the Devil is in the details
頂得順/頂唔L順的臨界點
Don't know where God is but the Devil is in the details
點為之褻瀆聖靈啫?舉例説明之。
天主嘅其餘部份就任褻凟唔嬲?
Don't know where God is but the Devil is in the details
係咁嘅咩? 好碎料咋喎?咁唔好老脾,咁都唔忍得?
學過rescue都識一些control victim嘅skills, 就算佢跳海自殺唔想被救,有理冇理拖咗埋岸先至講。如果聖靈冇學過,咁就要報名呀
你具體啲開名得唔得呀?咁樣比較清楚講過乜嘢聖靈先至會過主
Don't know where God is but the Devil is in the details
同埋,我自愧對老婆唔住:老婆,我係我哋anniversary正日都去滾,我尐咁嘅人,唔值得妳原諒...算啦,我哋分手啦!

唔好講嘢,我原諒你。快尐幫我揼骨

我不想要赦,佢係都赦我,我都吹佢唔脹喎
Don't know where God is but the Devil is in the details
咁拉咗埋岸後佢又跳番落海呢, 係都要死過。
你係咪次次都落水拉
beebeechan 發表於 2026/1/13 14:21


做lifeguard係咁㗎啦, 冇話跳第二次就唔救㗎喎, 你估聖靈咩?祈禱就識得要人祈多幾次,佢滷味叫佢赦人就一次起兩次止。屌,又話要原諒人70個7,原來真相係碌7個7。

https://dailytrust.com/the-dedication-and-duties-of-professional-lifeguards/

我就要愛是恆久忍耐,聖靈就含狗春袋,一句唔啱聽就離開我再也不回來。
嗯......會唔會你老婆出軌仲勁過你?
所以..佢好樂意赦你
beebeechan 發表於 2026/1/13 14:23


或者啦。即係好似天主咁,唔通佢做咗衰嘢又會寫埋喺本經度畀你知咩?
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