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性愛來自上帝　美牧師籲夫妻連7天恩愛:funk::funk:

(2008/11/17 21:50)
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現代人的離婚率越來越高，為了促進夫妻之間的感情，美國有一個大型教會，發起夫妻連續一個星期每天恩愛的挑戰，消息傳出後，美國媒體大幅報導，而信徒的反應也很熱烈，許多人認為，如果能夠強化夫妻之間的關係，他們很願意嘗試看看。
對許多人而言性愛是難以啟齒的尷尬話題，不過有鑒於現代人離婚率越來越高，為了促進夫妻之間的感情，美國有一個教會牧師發起，夫妻連續一個星期每天恩愛的挑戰，牧師表示，「我們瞭解性愛來自上帝，我們應該讓上帝引領我們到一個優雅的地方，那就是夫妻的床！」
牧師鼓勵夫妻恩愛消息傳出後，引起美國媒體的注意，許多教徒更是躍躍欲試，甚至有一對夫妻說，「我們已經開始練習了！聖經上這麼說！」
該教會的牧師表示，恩愛以後夫妻應該把當時的感覺，全部記錄在日記裡頭，一個星期後再和彼此分享，一對夫妻表示，「牧師提醒我們應該把紛擾放一邊，我必須把焦點放在我的另一半，然後所有的益處便開始出現。」
不過也有夫妻打趣地表示，他們還沒挑戰就已經失敗，因為現在已經是美國的狩獵季節，老公要上山打獵，但他們表示，一旦老公狩獵結束，一定會好好挑戰連續一周床上馬拉松。
http://www.nownews.com/2008/11/17/91-2366892.htm

沙文

7 straight days of sex. That was the challenge Pastor Ed Young issued to all of the married couples at his Grapevine church. Too taboo, or right on time? Whatever your opinion, this conversation and tonight's story is strictly for adults. KLTV 7's Layron Livingston sat down with some local pastors to see if the message could make it's way to your church's pulpit.

"Everybody's whining about the economy and about the world....let's move from whining to whoopee!"

The message caught some members of Fellowship Church by surprise, and its perking the ears of East Texans.

"Between a married man and a married woman...the more, the better."

Young says the challenge will help couples in his church focus on each other, reclaiming sex for married people.

"I think I'll try it this evening!"

Reverend Jerome Milton says it's about time.

"God's Word has addressed it, we won't preach it. This challenge sort of stirs all of us up to teach and to preach it, so that people can have a better understanding about it," said Rev. Milton.
"And if we don't address this, then I guarantee you, Desperate Housewives will!"
Minister Mark Edge says sex is in the Bible. So why not the church? In fact, he says last week's sermon was about Christian sexuality.
"God's Word is certainly not ashamed to talk about this. God's Word understands. God understands that it is a very important part of our lives....we really should have been talking about this all along," said Edge.
"I think the concept is awesome,"
Pastor Doug Clark agrees, but says it's unrealistic to expect struggling relationships to simply get better with a week of sex. He says sex is more than just physical.
"There's so much about connection, emotion stuff...there's so much about value that's being passed back and forth. If a wife doesn't feel valued, or if a husband doesn't feel love or respected, hey, there's some issues that have to be dealt with," said Clark.
Of course, you have to practice what you preach. Pastor Young says his membership includes him and his wife. They've also accepted the challenge.
http://www.kltv.com/Global/story.asp?S=9366764&nav=1TjD

抽刀斷水

勉強恩愛，效果可能更壞。

但對於沙文來說，有一個方法可以不用借助偉哥力量也可完成使命：
星期日：羅莎蓮
星期一：女秘書
星期二：意蘊
星期三：鄰居
星期四：鄰居的女兒
星期五：女郵差
星期六：路人甲

沙文

咁姨媽visiting days點呢？就算不用守613條摩西法，都會搞到床單好污糟

抽刀斷水

那麼就去找找各女伴的姨媽便可了！

沙文

需唔需要7日之中每日都換一種姿勢，顯出神創造人體變化萬千的奇妙呢？