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Elon Musk’s Mom Won’t Let Him Cage Fight Mark Zuckerberg After All

Last week, Twitter chairman and all-around badman Elon Musk tweeted that he wanted to fight Meta CEO Mark Zuckerberg in a “cage fight.” Only, Maye Musk pulled a classic mom move and, for some reason, got involved. She doesn’t want her precious baby to end up bruised and battered.


She quoted a tweet by podcaster Lex Fridman and wrote, “Don’t encourage this match!” with two angry emojis after Fridman said that a fight between the two billionaires “would definitely be a fun plot twist in this simulation.” She later tweeted that she had “canceled the fight” yet had not informed his son or his intended opponent.

She said, “I haven’t told them yet. But I will continue to say the fight is canceled, just in case.” Whether or not she actually has that authority remains to be seen.

After saying that he wanted to fight, Musk wrote that he wanted to go “full MMA” and suggested a venue for the scrap: the Vegas Octagon.

Zuckerberg later responded on his Instagram Story by saying, “Send me location” with a screenshot of the original tweet.

Apparently, bets are already being placed as to who would win, and it actually might happen. Dana White, UFC’s president, told TMZ that he’d spoken to them both and they confirmed that they would actually like to do it. He explained, “They both said, ‘Yeah, we’ll do it.’ They both want to do it. Mark hit me up first and said, ‘Is [Elon] serious?’ And I said, ‘I don’t know, let me ask him.’ I asked him, and he said, ‘Yeah, I’m dead serious.'”

He continued by hyping the idea up, calling the proposed smackdown “the biggest fight in the history of the world”

“It would break all pay-per-view records. These guys would raise hundreds of millions of dollars for charity … You don’t have to be a fight fan to be interested in this fight. Everybody would want to see it.”

We don’t know about everyone, but he’s probably right about the pay-per-view aspect of it. Sadly for those of us who would otherwise see two of the internet’s worst billionaires beating each other up as a win-win no matter who actually “wins,” it’s sure to just make them even more money. Who are your bets on? I reckon Musk has enough anger in his man-child body to last a lifetime.

beebeechan

來吧BB陳
抽刀斷水 發表於 2023/8/8 21:36

收水之瓜, 何堪再踼

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來吧BB陳

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安家方面我搞掂，您可以放心

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佢地這個idea幾好。我都propose不如抽刀同BB陳打擂臺，如果BB贏，除必要開支外，門票收益歸聖教會。若抽刀 ...
沙文 發表於 2023/8/8 04:41

    教徒死咗係上天堂，我死咗就落地獄，呢個生死狀要諗下點寫先得清楚。

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咁悶有乜好睇您諗嘢同Elon老母一樣

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佢地這個idea幾好。我都propose不如抽刀同BB陳打擂臺，如果BB贏，除必要開支外，門票收益歸聖教會。若抽刀 ...
沙文 發表於 2023/8/8 04:41

幾十歳人仲要隻揪?
不如炒一兩手拎出嚟好過勒

(不如我隻揪你, 互相話明日tesla收市乜價位......不論升跌....大家都拎個差價出嚟)

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佢地這個idea幾好。我都propose不如抽刀同BB陳打擂臺，如果BB贏，除必要開支外，門票收益歸聖教會。若抽刀贏就歸本網。

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update:

https://www.ndtv.com/world-news/ ... ergs-zinger-4275163

上流寄生族

拳怕少壯，原來馬生51歲喇，我買fb贏喇。
抽刀斷水 發表於 2023/7/1 13:29

其实可能全是不是广告的广告

尤其，
糖山先生（ZUCKERBERG）先生，要宣传他们的新vr来对抗苹果Apple的“vr”
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Elon Musk’s Mom Won’t Let Him Cage Fight Mark Zuckerberg After All

Last week, Twitter chairman an ...
沙文 發表於 2023/6/28 09:53

RE: 屌女人真多事

衰男人太多情
（或：：：寡情

（或：：：负心

（或：：：薄幸【例，陈世美，王魁《焚香记


SEO TAG 对联，谢谢沙老大

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拳怕少壯，原來馬生51歲喇，我買fb贏喇。

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越嚟越好玩, 可能喺colosseum打



https://www.tmz.com/2023/06/29/e ... ent-dana-white-ufc/

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馬雲拍咗齣戲好L好打, 唔知點解佢唔參加呢?

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回覆 6# 沙文


    如果我係馬生教練，就會同佢講：唔好畀佢埋身，盡量拉開距離出拳出腳。

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但係豬八戒玩咗一排, 可能純熟啲

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MMA包括巴西柔術，牌面上應該勁啲。

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佢師父

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好似嚟真喎

Musk accepts training offer from Canadian MMA icon GSP for cage fight against Zuckerberg
Tesla CEO Elon Musk is seemingly ready to fight Meta CEO rival Mark Zuckerberg after accepting a training offer from Canadian MMA icon Georges St-Pierre.

In a Twitter thread last week, Musk said he would be up for a cage fight against Zuckerberg after speculation of Meta creating a rival app to Twitter called "Threads." Musk made a comment on his concern for the Meta CEO owning several social media apps, tweeting, "I’m sure Earth can’t wait to be exclusively under Zuck’s thumb with no other options."

A Twitter user jokingly warned Musk over his comments because Zuckerberg practises jiu-jitsu, to which Musk proposed a cage fight against his fellow tech billionaire. In response, Zuckerberg posted a screenshot of the Twitter thread with the caption "send me location" in an Instagram story.

On Tuesday, Quebec-born UFC legend Georges St-Pierre tweeted at Musk, offering to be his training partner in a potential fight against Zuckerberg.

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有錢人食飽無聊發牙痕咋下話。