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Wife: "You always carry my photo in your wallet.  Why?"

Hubby: "When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look at your picture and the problem disappears."

Wife: "You see how miraculous and powerful I am for you?"

Hubby: "Yes! I see your picture and ask myself, what other problem can there be greater than this one?"
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回復 #2 訪客得得b 的帖子

換牆紙就話都冇咁易啦,換張銀包相就麻X煩嘞........唔好話換,加多張襯底都驚住走光......
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Darling, when we get married, I want to share all your worries, troubles and lighten your burden.

It's very kind of you, sweetie, but I don't have any worries or troubles.

That's because we aren't married yet.
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冇咁多錢可以袋
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幾乎上當, 連用另一張相襯底都有風險,袋多個銀包實被搜到啦
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