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Don't know where God is but the Devil is in the details
於 是 他 對 我 說 、 看 哪 、 我 給 你 牛 糞 代 替 人 糞

耶穌就係唔記得用牛屎代人屎,所以不必信佢。
Don't know where God is but the Devil is in the details
然 而 不 要 照 我 的 意 思 、 只 要 照 你 的 意 思 。先得咖嘛
Don't know where God is but the Devil is in the details
耶穌乜糞都冇, 邊講道理啫
Don't know where God is but the Devil is in the details
回覆 8# 出位基督徒
原來您都認為耶穌的道理係流嘅
真理就緊要無處不在嘛, 唔响舊屎度就唔會係真理啦
您有, 您話「耶穌D道理唔响舊屎度架喎」, 所以就算在衪的三十三年中,係有上茅廁大便都冇用,因為耶穌D道理唔响舊屎度
Don't know where God is but the Devil is in the details
錯。真理有一部份係舊屎度就會有耶穌D道理一部份係舊屎度
你仲唔明?
Don't know where God is but the Devil is in the details
你屙的屎之中都有飯在內啦
Don't know where God is but the Devil is in the details
您嘅感謝sooner or later都会失效嘅
Don't know where God is but the Devil is in the details
兜口兜面問神都未必有用, 佢避重就輕話唔值得回應,您都吹佢唔漲
Don't know where God is but the Devil is in the details
咁您即係其實並不介意避重就輕啦
Don't know where God is but the Devil is in the details
未必係當事人打嘅。或者隔離間教堂幫手打啫
Don't know where God is but the Devil is in the details
唔係呀, 結果一樣係no answer
Don't know where God is but the Devil is in the details
仲駛講咩。幾大都走出街先啦。隔離教堂驚燒埋佢果叠, 自然會打茄嘛
Don't know where God is but the Devil is in the details
回覆 31# beebeechan

信徒頭頂著火就唔打啫, 籮柚著火就打咖啦
可9:49        因為必用火當鹽醃各人。
Don't know where God is but the Devil is in the details
信徒就慣哂啦, 個頭有排燒
Don't know where God is but the Devil is in the details
有得出火就唔怕啦, 最慘係信咗夭主教, 想玩都要睇日曆
Don't know where God is but the Devil is in the details
你好想生仔女咩? 膝下有幾多百個呀?
Don't know where God is but the Devil is in the details
咪咁背啦。downtown大把竇口出火啦, 邊駛咁隔涉
Don't know where God is but the Devil is in the details
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