honey, stop, Don

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A husband and wife are in bed together.
She feels his hand rubbing against her shoulder.
"Oh honey, that feels good.", she says.

His hand moves to her breast.
"Gee, honey, that feels wonderful.", she says.

His hand moves to her leg.
"Oh, honey, don't stop." she begs.

But he stops.................

"Why did you stop?" she cries ???

"I found the remote control..." he replied

Step.King

原帖由 Step.King 於 2007-3-15 21:41 發表
講個男人同秘書偷完食 之後將對鞋磨草地
然而番去就同老婆講自己偷食  老婆就話佢唔係偷食  而係打哥爾夫球

原帖由 Guest from 74.112.81.x 於 2007-3-17 03:49 發表
第樣又唔見您咁好記性

點解我咁記得  係因為當時睇到之後以為男主角係老大你本人嘛
我記得過時仲pm向你求教"介女"之法  

hund

原帖由 Step.King 於 2007-3-17 07:53 發表


老大唔記得login 之二~~ 呢期真係好hit wor~~~

師父教悔  劣徒從不敢忘!

看笑話最幸福就是每次看完就很快忘記，有一天再看到聽到時又是新故事。這很有趣。可惜只有部份如此。

我很喜歡這個：

Two sisters, a blonde and a brunette, inherit the family ranch. Unfortunately, after just a few years, they are in financial trouble. In order to keep the bank from repossessing the ranch, they need to purchase a bull so they can breed their own stock. The brunette balances their checkbook, then decides to take their last $600 dollars out west to another ranch where a man has a prize bull for sale. Upon leaving, she tells her sister, "If I decide to buy the bull, I'll contact you to drive out after me and haul it home." The brunette arrives at the man's ranch, inspects the bull, and decides she does want to buy it. The man tells her that he can sell it for $599, no less. After paying him, she drives to the nearest town to send her sister a telegram. She walks into the telegraph office, and says, "I want to send a telegram to my sister telling her that I've bought a bull for our ranch. I need her to hitch the trailer to our pick-up truck and drive out here so we can haul it home." The telegraph operator explains that he'll be glad to help her, then adds, "It's just 99 cents a word." Well, with only $1 left after paying for the bull, the brunette realizes that she'll only be able to send her sister one word. After thinking for a few minutes, she nods, and says, "I want you to send her the word, comfortable." The telegraph operator shakes his head. "How is she ever going to know that you want her to hitch the trailer to your pick-up truck and drive out here to haul that bull back to your ranch if you just write, comfortable?" The brunette explains, "My sister's a blonde." Dumb Blonde Joke - Comfortable

對不起，沒咸味！哈哈！

Step.King

原帖由 Guest from 74.112.81.x 於 2007-3-17 03:49 發表
第樣又唔見您咁好記性

老大唔記得login 之二~~ 呢期真係好hit wor~~~

師父教悔  劣徒從不敢忘!

原帖由 Step.King 於 2007-3-15 21:41 發表
講個男人同秘書偷完食 之後將對鞋磨草地
然而番去就同老婆講自己偷食  老婆就話佢唔係偷食  而係打哥爾夫球

第樣又唔見您咁好記性

Step.King

講個男人同秘書偷完食 之後將對鞋磨草地
然而番去就同老婆講自己偷食  老婆就話佢唔係偷食  而係打哥爾夫球

沙文

打哥爾夫球邊個呀？

Step.King

老大  打哥爾夫球過個好笑d wor