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God's address? Return to sender

A Nebraska judge dismissed a lawsuit against the Almightly earlier this week -- that's right, a lawsuit filed against God -- and not, as he was probably tempted to do, on the grounds that the plaintiff had lost his mind. No, Judge Marlon Polk, proceeding with judicial rigor, threw out the suit because God had not been properly served.
"Given that this court finds that there can never be service effectuated on the named defendant, this action will be dismissed with prejudice," write judge Marlon Polk.
According to the BBC story on the suit (Europeans love tales of American wackiness) state Senator Ernie Chambers alleges that God has threatened him and the people of Nebraska, while also wreaking "widespread death, destruction and terrorisation of millions upon millions of the Earth's inhabitants."
Polk is wrong, Chambers contends, because God is omniscient and therefore fully informed about the suit.  He's mulling an appeal. The story didn't mention whether God had legal representation (insert your lawyers-in-hell joke here).

http://opinion.latimes.com/opinionla/2008/10/god-christianit.html

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照神學理論, 應該是參議員有理喎？
上帝係全知，唔會唔知佢俾人告喎？

內州議員告上帝 遭法官駁回
【美聯社內布拉斯加州林肯15日電】內布拉斯加州的法官14日駁回該州參議員錢伯斯（Ernie Chambers）「控告上帝」的訴訟，指出上帝因沒有列明住址，訴狀無法送達。但錢伯斯15日辯稱，萬能的上帝知道他的訴訟。
內州參議員錢伯斯去年遞交訴狀，要求法院對上帝頒布永久禁制令。他說，上帝對他本人和奧瑪哈市選民構成恐怖威脅，令人害怕並導致「地球千百萬居民遭受大規模死亡、摧殘和恐懼」。錢伯斯說，他控告上帝的目的，是要表明每個人無論是富是窮，都有權打官司。
但內州道格拉斯郡地區法官伯克（Marlon Polk）14日裁決，根據州法，原告必須有管道把訴狀送給被告，訴訟才能繼續下去。但「鑒於本法院發現，訴狀無法送達此案所列之被告，茲將該案取消」。
法學院畢業、但未考過律師資格的錢伯斯辯說﹕「法院承認了上帝的存在，承認的結果就是承認上帝是無所不知的，因此上帝應該知道此案」。
http://www.worldjournal.com/wj-us-news.php?nt_seq_id=1789120

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要破解佢都好易啫。我總唔信流浪漢同水上人係一定不会受檢控嘅