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[搞笑] 歐陽可興也來趁熱鬧...狂插李天命

我懷疑李天命書中提到的神秘經驗,根本就是"邪靈"...!!
鬼打鬼!..人嚇人!!
鬼打鬼!
如果各自一同上到身,咁咪自己打自己!!???
差人又係拜"關公"
若果"蠱惑仔"與"差佬"大家同一時間請關公上身, 關公會上邊個嘅身?
上身那個是否真的 ...
Guest from 121.202.43.x 發表於 2011/1/19 09:47


神好似是一個精神來的, 所以冇話有幾多個身的!
有些黑道人仕請關公上身,但關公(神靈)會幫黑道人仕劈友嗎?上身那個是否真的是"關公"?

Guest from 121.202.29.x 發表於 2010/12/20 10:17



差人又係拜"關公"
若果"蠱惑仔"與"差佬"大家同一時間請關公上身, 關公會上邊個嘅身?
上身那個是否真的是"關公"?
"齊天大聖"可以上身?

咁 hello kitty  又可唔可以上身呀?!
既然"馬騮"可以上身, 點解"卡通貓"唔可 ...
Guest from 121.202.56.x 發表於 2010/12/21 00:31


講得幾有道理!!!>>>  :d
係勁邪...超邪!!
(彭浩翔在為《全職殺手》做資料搜集時,曾經見過一位古惑仔長期手執這本書看,因為「D理論好正,幾啱講數用」)
李天命之最大貢獻--就是提醒我們要用子矛子盾來破李天命fans之廢話
李天命fans指控:「耶教的「聖經」 ...
Guest from 121.202.61.x 發表於 2010/12/25 17:36

想不到"四不架構"是用來"講數"用...
聽聞真係幾邪 XD
謝,笑咗!!
扶乩???神打上身~


~小心呀~好邪架!!
Guest from 121.202.53.x 發表於 2010/12/30 15:26



    不少人玩到"鬼上身"...唔信邪你可以試下嘅!
扶乩???神打上身~


~小心呀~好邪架!!
笑死我!!
Twins CD 演唱會都曾經大賣...圖書館都有得借
什麼XYZ周刊都常常大賣...
讀書時有d辭典/地圖/聖經都大賣,原因是學校迫人買!!!


上老李的堂,老李都要以其《奸猾藝術》作為指定課本...看來"所謂的暢銷"並非無因!!!老李迫人買書!!!
Twins CD 演唱會都曾經大賣...圖書館都有得借
什麼XYZ周刊都常常大賣...
讀書時有d辭典/地圖/聖經都大賣,原因是學校迫人買
李天命: 「被人掛上(十字架)不浪漫,自己走上(十字架)才浪漫。 (眾笑,鼓掌)」(殺悶思維73頁)
子矛子盾:「被人捉上(電椅)不浪漫,自己走上(電椅)才浪漫? (眾大笑,鼓掌)」(撒旦思維73頁)
怪不得有人稱李為"爛gag王"了.

李天命fans,古惑仔的悲劇...

李天命之最大貢獻--就是提醒我們要用子矛子盾來破李天命fans之廢話





李天命fans指控:「耶教的「聖經」內記載羅得與兩女兒亂倫的故事…當中又記載不少充滿血腥暴力的情節…真係教壞細路之餘兼看後令人情緒不安…咁嘅書應該一早攞去燒咗佢。」

基督徒建議:「中國的「廿五史」內記載帝皇與兒息婦亂倫的故事…當中又記載不少充滿血腥暴力的情節…真係教壞細路之餘兼看後令人情緒不安…咁嘅書應該一早攞去燒咗佢。」


李天命fans指控:「多年前,有(人)拿着(聖經)跳樓,可見(聖經)是導致這悲劇源頭。」
基督徒指控:「近年來,有(古惑仔)拿着(思考藝術)講數…可見《思考藝術》是導致這悲劇源頭。」

(參:哲道行者101頁(注18),彭浩翔在為《全職殺手》做資料搜集時,一位古惑仔長期手執這書。)
本帖最後由 dior13dior13 於 2010/12/24 20:40 編輯

7:11 於是法老召了博士和術士來;他們是埃及行法術的,也用邪術照樣而行。

Basic English Version

Exodus chapter7:11 Then Pharaoh sent for the wise men and the wonder-workers, and they, the wonder-workers of Egypt, did the same with their secret arts.

secret

祕密的, 機密的

Arts

藝術; 美術

secret arts

秘密藝術

King James Version

Exodus chapter7:11 Then Pharaoh also called the wise men and the sorcerers: now the
magicians of Egypt, they also did in like manner with their enchantments.

sorcerers

巫師; 魔術師

magicians

魔術師, 變戲法的人

enchantments

魅力, 迷人之處

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18:10 你們中間不可有人使兒女經火,也不可有占卜的、觀兆的、用法術的、行邪術的、

Basic English Version

Deuteronomy chapter 18:10 Let there not be seen among you anyone who makes his son or his daughter go through the fire, or anyone using secret arts, or a maker of strange sounds, or a reader of signs, or any wonder-worker,

secret

祕密的, 機密的

Arts

藝術; 美術

secret arts

秘密藝術

King James Version

Deuteronomy chapter 18:10 There shall not be found among you any one that maketh his son or his daughter to pass through the fire, or that useth divination, or an observer of times, or an enchanter, or a witch.

to pass through the fire,

經火

divination,

占卜

observer

觀測者; 觀察員

observer of times,

觀兆

enchanter,

巫師

witch

女巫, 巫婆

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撒上15:23 悖逆的罪與行邪術的罪相等;頑梗的罪與拜虛神和偶像的罪相同。你既厭棄耶和華的命令,耶和華也厭棄你作王。

Basic English Version

Samuel chapter 15:23 For to go against his orders is like the sin of those who make use of secret arts, and pride is like giving worship to images. Because you have put away from you the word of the Lord, he has put you from your place as king.

secret

祕密的, 機密的

Arts

藝術; 美術

secret arts

秘密藝術

King James Version

Samuel chapter 15:23 For rebellion is as the sin of witchcraft, and stubbornness is as iniquity and idolatry. Because thou hast rejected the word of the LORD, he hath also rejected thee from being king.

witchcraft

巫術, 魔法

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哪裡來的邪術?  我都看不懂

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