犬子出世時,我被迫而半推半就地進入delivery room睇嘢, 為了緩和緊張情緒,我特登摟醫生傾計:
Hey Doc, I heard that the head must come out first to be considered a normal birth. What if my baby's hand or foot comes out first?
Don't worry, your wife and baby both seem to be doing well.
If it's not the head that comes out first, what other possibilities are there?
Are you asking me to give you an Obstetrics and Gynecology lesson or to focus on delivering?
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"她正生產時,一個胎兒伸出一手來,收生婆就拿了一根朱紅線繫在他手上說:「這個是先出生的。」
但是他一收回手去,他的兄弟就出生了;收生婆說:「你為自己開了個怎樣的裂口!」遂給他起名叫培勒茲。
以後,那手上繫有朱紅線的兄弟也出生了,遂給他起名叫則辣黑。"