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[凡事感恩] 牧師梁永善涉偷安全套

牧師的心路歷程是這樣的:

他偷套是打算在強姦教友時使用的。
強姦,若是留下精液在受害人體內被csi驗出dna就敝了,所以要用袋。
而由於他有很迫切的需要去強姦教友,故需即時買套。
但由於他的需要太迫切,即使身上沒有現金也要套。
而由於簽卡會有transaction record, 恐防警方有線索,故不能簽卡

所以索性偷。
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33# Jennifer 妳有咩理由認為梁牧並非懵到上心口呢?

李牧破產都有啦。牧師判斷錯誤,係很有可能喎
http://news.sina.com.hk/cgi-bin/nw/show.cgi/2/1/1/1249836/1.html
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