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回覆 680# beebeechan

佢唔係收唔到租就收人。
佢係收唔到租兼且收買人命
本帖最後由 beebeechan 於 2015/6/4 01:13 編輯
回覆  beebeechan

佢唔係收唔到租就收人。
佢係收唔到租兼且收買人命
沙文 發表於 2015/6/4 00:07


唔係喎
相中人好似好 happy,一副 lur  飯應
「亞媽,我得左哩」咁款
扮喜樂啫。教徒係靠咁泥掩飾咖啦
Don't know where God is but the Devil is in the details
除了鳩毛同户外兩大因素之外,耶穌是否就係逾越節喜羊羊?以最基本的「他的骨頭、一根也不可折斷」而論,亦未經醫學証實。

先前,佢被羅馬佬丙咗鑊甘:27:26 於是彼拉多釋放巴拉巴給他們、把耶穌鞭打了、交給人釘十字架。

可能已斷咗一兩條penn骨。之後釘十字架,可能釘斷Metatarsal及/或Carpus,





再加上肋旁被隊一槍,可能斷多一兩條penn骨:19:34
惟有一個兵拿槍扎他的肋旁、隨即有血和水流出來


在沒有照X-ray,冇coroner檢查之下,單憑一個做事馬虎的羅馬佬冇偶跛對腳就斷言「他的骨頭、一根也不可折斷」,新約寫作之馬虎求其敷衍塞責,可見一斑。
Don't know where God is but the Devil is in the details
除了鳩毛同户外兩大因素之外,耶穌是否就係逾越節喜羊羊?以最基本的「他的骨頭、一根也不可折斷」而論,亦 ...
沙文 發表於 2015/6/4 09:40


想唔挑你都唔得

猶太人食逾越節羊扒都唔會完隻上碟哩...死蠢
無牌猶太專家,一睇就知您張相配菜唔啱,一定唔係Kishka,您唔係嗰皮就唔好獻世啦。
以下係逾越節羊正式規矩, 猶太佬逾越節係原隻上,冇羊扒食嘅

The Home Ceremony.

The first group stationed itself on the mount of the Temple, the second group in the "ḥel," the space between the Temple wall and the Temple hall, while the third group remained in the Temple court, thus awaiting the evening, when they took their lambs home and roasted them on a spit of pomegranate-wood. No bones might be broken either during the cooking or during the eating. The lamb was set on the table at the evening banquet (see Seder), and was eaten by the assembled company after all had satisfied their appetites with the ḥagigah or other food. The sacrifice had to be consumed entirely that same evening, nothing being allowed to remain overnight. While eating it, the entire company of those who partook was obliged to remain together, and every participant had to take a piece of the lamb at least as large as an olive. Women and girls also might take part in the banquet and eat of the sacrifice. The following benediction was pronounced before eating the lamb: "Blessed be Thou, the Eternal, our God, the King of the world, who hast sanctified us by Thy commands, and hast ordained that we should eat the Passover." The "Hallel" was recited during the meal, and when the lamb had been eaten the meaning of the custom was explained, and the story of the Exodus was told (see Seder).


http://www.jewishencyclopedia.com/articles/11934-passover-sacrifice

http://www.lsmchinese.org/cgi-bin/bible365/guide/lamb.htm


Don't know where God is but the Devil is in the details
無牌猶太專家,一睇就知您張相配菜唔啱,一定唔係Kishka,您唔係嗰皮就唔好獻世啦。
以下係逾越節羊正式規 ...
沙文 發表於 2015/6/4 17:16


黐銀線哩你。。。
讀死書

猶太人食逾越節晚餐係一份份上,六樣拼盤


邊係成隻羊上檯,各有各手斯羊,食得咁無文化架!
早抖啦, 一睇就知係冒牌逾越大餐
將羊斬件係第2聖殿被拆之後才出現:
http://www.nytimes.com/1988/03/23/garden/a-tender-lamb-dish-for-a-passover-seder.html

原本傳統係原隻上,經文都講得好清楚。想扮猶太專家?您未有耐



夭主教官網對Paschal Lamb嘅描述,如有任何amendment, 等您做咗教宗先啦。:

The whole of the lamb must be consumed — head, feet, and entrails — and if any thing remain of it until morning it must be burned with fire. The Israelites are commanded to eat the meal in haste, with girded loins, shoes on their feet, and staves in their hands "for it is the Phase (that is, Passage) of the Lord." The blood of the lamb on the doorposts served as a sign of immunity or protection against the destroying hand of the Lord, who smote in one night all the first-born in the land of Egypt, both man and beast. This ordinance is repeated in abridged form in Numbers 19:11-12, and again in Deuteronomy, xvi, 2-6, where sheep and oxen are mentioned instead of the lamb.

That the Paschal Lamb prefigured symbolically Christ, "the Lamb of God", who redeemed the world by the shedding of His blood, and particularly the Eucharistic banquet, or new Passover, has always remained the constant belief of Christian tradition.

http://www.newadvent.org/cathen/08755a.htm
夭主教對不准偶跛對腳嘅解釋
http://catholicstraightanswers.com/why-is-jesus-called-the-lamb-of-god/
猶太佬對passover sacrifice嘅說明:
http://www.jewishencyclopedia.com/articles/11934-passover-sacrifice
Don't know where God is but the Devil is in the details
早抖啦, 一睇就知係冒牌逾越大餐
將羊斬件係第2聖殿被拆之後才出現:


原本傳統係原隻上,經文都講得好清 ...
沙文 發表於 2015/6/5 06:33


睇遍全埸,都睇唔到有「烤羊全體」。
因為70CE後猶太佬第二祠堂被拆,客觀條件唔可以fulfill上帝對羊咩嘅要求, 現時嘅配菜亦唔係原先上帝要求嗰樣:
http://scrolls4all.org/feasts/passover-roast-lamb/lamb/

現今撒馬利亞人仍沿襲此全羊傳統, 佢地比猶太佬更猶太佬, 並唔係好似新約吹牛佢地叫耶穌住兩日听聽佢發噏風
Don't know where God is but the Devil is in the details
因為70CE後猶太佬第二祠堂被拆,客觀條件唔可以fulfill上帝對羊咩嘅要求, 現時嘅配菜亦唔係原先上帝要求嗰 ...

現今撒馬利亞人仍沿襲此全羊傳統, 佢地比猶太佬更猶太佬, 並唔係好似新約吹牛佢地叫耶穌住兩日听聽佢發噏風
沙文 發表於 2015/6/5 15:41


撒馬利亞人都唔係全羊上碟哩,
食盤菜咁添
本來全羊,食下食下食晒尐肉,骨架就会散,變咗相中咁樣。總之求神拜佛尐骨唔好斷就得咖啦,上帝冇話骨架散咗唔得喎。

唔信您等禽流感去買隻全雞,食晒尐肉睇下能否保持成隻雞樣?

Don't know where God is but the Devil is in the details
指雞為羊?
回覆 693# beebeechan

easy to access啫。全羊要專程去farm先有得賣
回覆  beebeechan

easy to access啫。全羊要專程去farm先有得賣
沙文 發表於 2015/6/6 04:23


下次你去餐廳叫一客羊架
人地俾份雞肋你, 講聲: easy to access 唶, 得唔得?
白膠真黐
最好添啦。我都唔鍾意食羊。個部長咁識做,我打賞多尐小費添。
白膠真黐。
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點解上帝咁緊張牛羊有冇跛手跛腳、祭司有冇耳仔?
Lev1:10        人的供物若以綿羊、或山羊為燔祭、就要獻上沒有殘疾的公羊。

21:17 你告訴亞倫說、你世世代代的後裔、凡有殘疾的、都不可近前來獻他 神的食物.因為凡有殘疾的、無論是瞎眼的、瘸腿的、塌鼻子的、肢體有餘的、折腳折手的、駝背的、矮矬的、眼睛有毛病的、長癬的、長疥的、或是損壞腎子的、都不可近前來。


原因係佢乸過嘢,知衰。從前,就係佢自己親手整咗個殘廢人出泥,結果被此人激到彈起:
2:21        耶和華 神使他沉睡、他就睡了.於是取下他的一條肋骨、又把肉合起來。

佢唔明此人点解要咁樣激佢,後來諗咗好耐,終於諗到,原來physical嘅problem會影响到思想都袋埋,所以就見過鬼都怕黑,唔敢接受以上種種動物
Don't know where God is but the Devil is in the details
原因係佢乸過嘢,知衰。從前,就係佢自己親手整咗個殘廢人出泥,結果被此人激到彈起:
2:21        耶和華 神使他沉睡、他就睡了.於是取下他的一條肋骨、又把肉合起來。

佢唔明此人点解要咁樣激佢,後來諗咗好耐,終於諗到,原來physical嘅problem會影响到思想都袋埋,所以就見過鬼都怕黑,唔敢接受以上種種動物
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沙文 發表於 2015/6/6 15:17


你應當接受多一點通識教育, 學識博一點, 宏觀一點。

人類的肋骨, 只要手術一流, 即使給切去, 也是可以長回的。
讀過醫的人, 睇見你呢帖, 笑到甩肺, 變殘疾矣
上帝做手術唔会好叻,淨係睇個anesthetist就知啦。切肋骨淨係「沉睡」, 做做下肯定郁身郁勢,痛到甩肺, 有咗老婆但殘廢

切幾cm 就得啫, 成條就冇計, 裝 VEPTR啦
http://www.veptr.com/

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/scien ... ntire-skeleton.html

冇咗成條penn骨, 只好到此訴苦:嗚....我...Adam....冇咗...成條....penn骨......痛到.....透唔...到氣....晚晚....瞓唔著.....我...唔同佢...改名啦....你...鍾意點...就點啦...
http://www.medhelp.org/posts/Orthopedics/Rib-Removal/show/2865

若然切咗成條肋骨又会生番出泥,咁我老婆咪切完又切?切到幾時?
http://www.plasticsurgeryportal.com/articles/rib-removal-waist-reduction/291

讀過plastic surgery的人, 睇見你呢帖, 笑到甩肺, 變殘疾矣
Don't know where God is but the Devil is in the details
本帖最後由 beebeechan 於 2015/6/7 21:34 編輯
上帝做手術唔会好叻,淨係睇個anesthetist就知啦。切肋骨淨係「沉睡」, 做做下肯定郁身郁勢,痛到甩肺, 有 ...

冇咗成條penn骨, 只好到此訴苦:嗚....我...Adam....冇咗...成條....penn骨......痛到.....透唔...到氣....晚晚....瞓唔著.....我...唔同佢...改名啦....你...鍾意點...就點啦..
沙文 發表於 2015/6/7 17:51






嗚....我...啊。。。哎,,,.....痛.....喔。喔。。。。油麻地....你...鍾意點...就點啦..
+做做下郁身郁勢
回覆 699# beebeechan

乜您咁肉緊呀,初夜咩?
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25:1 那時、天國好比十個童女、拿著燈、出去迎接新郎。
25:2 其中有五個是愚拙的.五個是聰明的。
25:3 愚拙的拿著燈、卻不預備油.
25:4 聰明的拿著燈、又預備油在器皿裡。
25:5 新郎遲延的時候、他們都打盹睡著了。
25:6 半夜有人喊著說、新郎來了、你們出來迎接他。
25:7 那些童女就都起來收拾燈。
25:8 愚拙的對聰明的說、請分點油給我們.因為我們的燈要滅了。
25:9 聰明的回答說、恐怕不夠你我用的.不如你們自己到賣油的那裡去買罷。


其實,童女都唔識把握商機,有咩咁聰明?

預備多尐油賣畀冇油童女,照NYMEX CL價加1年opt 都得啦,我話佢地好蠢就真。
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