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羊又的確係有鳩毛嘛，用得就唔好嘥，首富都係咁講啦

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資源無限嘅首富大業主，發錢寒發到上心口，都未到月頭就要人交租：

21:34 收果子的時候近了、就打發僕人、到園戶那裡去收果子。

我個個月都係1號到了先致叫住客交租，唔会咁擒青，1號近了就話要收租嘅。
未到期，人地就梗係唔交啦，打一鑊咪算少咯。各位版友他日做咗首富，千祈唔好学佢咁膚淺呀

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所以話你未做過業主便充大頭，一點都不內行。
梗係用eCheck啦，派僕人去收數，真係耶穌尐鄉下仔先諗得出

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呢位園主有無限資源，確係乜都做得出嘅。

所謂發財立品，連我都識间中揾小小善事做下，何況係一個有無限資源嘅首富呢？

但係呢位首富就唔同您咁講，佢唯一concern嘅，淨係收唔收到租。

先前派僕人去收租，由於時間不對，引致發生暴力事件：

21:35 園戶拿住僕人。打了一個、殺了一個、用石頭打死一個。

但係，首富不顧僕人的安全,繼續派僕人去收租

主人又打發別的僕人去、比先前更多．園戶還是照樣待他們。

財迷心竅，已到了喪心病狂的程度

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回覆 680# beebeechan

佢唔係收唔到租就收人。
佢係收唔到租兼且收買人命

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扮喜樂啫。教徒係靠咁泥掩飾咖啦

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除了鳩毛同户外兩大因素之外，耶穌是否就係逾越節喜羊羊？以最基本的「他的骨頭、一根也不可折斷」而論，亦未經醫學証實。

先前，佢被羅馬佬丙咗鑊甘：27:26 於是彼拉多釋放巴拉巴給他們、把耶穌鞭打了、交給人釘十字架。

可能已斷咗一兩條penn骨。之後釘十字架，可能釘斷Metatarsal及/或Carpus,





再加上肋旁被隊一槍，可能斷多一兩條penn骨：19:34
惟有一個兵拿槍扎他的肋旁、隨即有血和水流出來

在沒有照X-ray,冇coroner檢查之下，單憑一個做事馬虎的羅馬佬冇偶跛對腳就斷言「他的骨頭、一根也不可折斷」，新約寫作之馬虎求其敷衍塞責，可見一斑。

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無牌猶太專家，一睇就知您張相配菜唔啱，一定唔係Kishka，您唔係嗰皮就唔好獻世啦。
以下係逾越節羊正式規矩, 猶太佬逾越節係原隻上，冇羊扒食嘅

The Home Ceremony.

The first group stationed itself on the mount of the Temple, the second group in the "ḥel," the space between the Temple wall and the Temple hall, while the third group remained in the Temple court, thus awaiting the evening, when they took their lambs home and roasted them on a spit of pomegranate-wood. No bones might be broken either during the cooking or during the eating. The lamb was set on the table at the evening banquet (see Seder), and was eaten by the assembled company after all had satisfied their appetites with the ḥagigah or other food. The sacrifice had to be consumed entirely that same evening, nothing being allowed to remain overnight. While eating it, the entire company of those who partook was obliged to remain together, and every participant had to take a piece of the lamb at least as large as an olive. Women and girls also might take part in the banquet and eat of the sacrifice. The following benediction was pronounced before eating the lamb: "Blessed be Thou, the Eternal, our God, the King of the world, who hast sanctified us by Thy commands, and hast ordained that we should eat the Passover." The "Hallel" was recited during the meal, and when the lamb had been eaten the meaning of the custom was explained, and the story of the Exodus was told (see Seder).

http://www.jewishencyclopedia.com/articles/11934-passover-sacrifice

http://www.lsmchinese.org/cgi-bin/bible365/guide/lamb.htm

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早抖啦, 一睇就知係冒牌逾越大餐
將羊斬件係第2聖殿被拆之後才出現：
http://www.nytimes.com/1988/03/23/garden/a-tender-lamb-dish-for-a-passover-seder.html

原本傳統係原隻上，經文都講得好清楚。想扮猶太專家？您未有耐



夭主教官網對Paschal Lamb嘅描述，如有任何amendment, 等您做咗教宗先啦。：

The whole of the lamb must be consumed — head, feet, and entrails — and if any thing remain of it until morning it must be burned with fire. The Israelites are commanded to eat the meal in haste, with girded loins, shoes on their feet, and staves in their hands "for it is the Phase (that is, Passage) of the Lord." The blood of the lamb on the doorposts served as a sign of immunity or protection against the destroying hand of the Lord, who smote in one night all the first-born in the land of Egypt, both man and beast. This ordinance is repeated in abridged form in Numbers 19:11-12, and again in Deuteronomy, xvi, 2-6, where sheep and oxen are mentioned instead of the lamb.

That the Paschal Lamb prefigured symbolically Christ, "the Lamb of God", who redeemed the world by the shedding of His blood, and particularly the Eucharistic banquet, or new Passover, has always remained the constant belief of Christian tradition.

http://www.newadvent.org/cathen/08755a.htm
夭主教對不准偶跛對腳嘅解釋
http://catholicstraightanswers.com/why-is-jesus-called-the-lamb-of-god/
猶太佬對passover sacrifice嘅說明：
http://www.jewishencyclopedia.com/articles/11934-passover-sacrifice

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因為70CE後猶太佬第二祠堂被拆，客觀條件唔可以fulfill上帝對羊咩嘅要求, 現時嘅配菜亦唔係原先上帝要求嗰樣：
http://scrolls4all.org/feasts/passover-roast-lamb/lamb/

現今撒馬利亞人仍沿襲此全羊傳統, 佢地比猶太佬更猶太佬, 並唔係好似新約吹牛佢地叫耶穌住兩日听聽佢發噏風

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本來全羊，食下食下食晒尐肉，骨架就会散，變咗相中咁樣。總之求神拜佛尐骨唔好斷就得咖啦，上帝冇話骨架散咗唔得喎。

唔信您等禽流感去買隻全雞，食晒尐肉睇下能否保持成隻雞樣？

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回覆 693# beebeechan

easy to access啫。全羊要專程去farm先有得賣

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最好添啦。我都唔鍾意食羊。個部長咁識做，我打賞多尐小費添。
白膠真黐。
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點解上帝咁緊張牛羊有冇跛手跛腳、祭司有冇耳仔？
Lev1:10        人的供物若以綿羊、或山羊為燔祭、就要獻上沒有殘疾的公羊。

21:17 你告訴亞倫說、你世世代代的後裔、凡有殘疾的、都不可近前來獻他　神的食物．因為凡有殘疾的、無論是瞎眼的、瘸腿的、塌鼻子的、肢體有餘的、折腳折手的、駝背的、矮矬的、眼睛有毛病的、長癬的、長疥的、或是損壞腎子的、都不可近前來。

原因係佢乸過嘢，知衰。從前，就係佢自己親手整咗個殘廢人出泥，結果被此人激到彈起：
2:21        耶和華　神使他沉睡、他就睡了．於是取下他的一條肋骨、又把肉合起來。

佢唔明此人点解要咁樣激佢，後來諗咗好耐，終於諗到，原來physical嘅problem會影响到思想都袋埋，所以就見過鬼都怕黑，唔敢接受以上種種動物

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上帝做手術唔会好叻，淨係睇個anesthetist就知啦。切肋骨淨係「沉睡」, 做做下肯定郁身郁勢，痛到甩肺, 有咗老婆但殘廢

切幾cm 就得啫, 成條就冇計, 裝 VEPTR啦
http://www.veptr.com/

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/scien ... ntire-skeleton.html

冇咗成條penn骨, 只好到此訴苦：嗚....我...Adam....冇咗...成條....penn骨......痛到.....透唔...到氣....晚晚....瞓唔著.....我...唔同佢...改名啦....你...鍾意點...就點啦...
http://www.medhelp.org/posts/Orthopedics/Rib-Removal/show/2865

若然切咗成條肋骨又会生番出泥，咁我老婆咪切完又切？切到幾時？
http://www.plasticsurgeryportal.com/articles/rib-removal-waist-reduction/291

讀過plastic surgery的人，　睇見你呢帖，　笑到甩肺，　變殘疾矣

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回覆 699# beebeechan

乜您咁肉緊呀，初夜咩？
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25:1 那時、天國好比十個童女、拿著燈、出去迎接新郎。
25:2 其中有五個是愚拙的．五個是聰明的。
25:3 愚拙的拿著燈、卻不預備油．
25:4 聰明的拿著燈、又預備油在器皿裡。
25:5 新郎遲延的時候、他們都打盹睡著了。
25:6 半夜有人喊著說、新郎來了、你們出來迎接他。
25:7 那些童女就都起來收拾燈。
25:8 愚拙的對聰明的說、請分點油給我們．因為我們的燈要滅了。
25:9 聰明的回答說、恐怕不夠你我用的．不如你們自己到賣油的那裡去買罷。

其實，童女都唔識把握商機，有咩咁聰明？

預備多尐油賣畀冇油童女，照NYMEX CL價加1年opt 都得啦，我話佢地好蠢就真。

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您初夜都要問我？經上都有記著說那一夜，您猛咁等新郎哥，等到10個童女瞓晒都唔見.....
張chart舊啦, 而家開始好番了


其實，嗰尐有油童女冇咩經驗，逢親新郎，必定猴急洞房，尤其是佢已經遲到，更不會浪費春宵一刻值1,000金。

新郎最驟忌只不過係新娘被掉包，第朝才發現原來係陳太咁樣。所以新郎來到之後，只須點燈童女照一照，驗明正身就叫童女收工返屋企，至多加兩聲：「恭喜少奶，恭喜新姑爺。」逗封利是就鬆人，過程唔駛5分鐘，點會唔夠油分？

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您見過風浪, 一直念念不忘被風浪打沉，所以用6個月前嘅chart
咁您write咗幾多張call出街?睇您幾時跳樓預早話聲我听，帛金我就封定咖啦




好似話雞督教唔畀咁樣玩

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過 d 係印度神油黎
係老爺唔夠力水同丫鬟小紅開封時用既
beebeechan 發表於 2015/6/8 06:08

印度神油攞黎點燈？得唔得咖？
不如用佢黎炒餸，包您讀經都易入腦尐
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阿穌鬥木佬出身，唔知係咪因為自卑，佢從來唔用鬥木來舉例，常常撈過界而常常撞板。

鄉下仔而無農業知識：

4:31
好像一粒芥菜種、種在地裡的時候、雖比地上的百種都小

其實，地上的百種, 要計小，排隊都未輪到芥菜種
https://diogenesii.wordpress.com/2007/06/22/what-is-the-smallest-seed-in-the-world/

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買put即係驚輸、寧願畀premium人都唔肯信自己嘅獨到分析、對CL冧檔唔係信德之父啦
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最基本既邏輯你都未曉！
若然比種籽小，咁只不過係"when it is sown in the earth, is less than some seeds that be in the earth", 冇資格話佢
"less than all the seeds that be in the earth".

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Parable_of_the_Mustard_Seed
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我見過杏仁桉生得仲大棵

芥菜，亦都唔係最大棵嘅植物，揾泥講「而生得大」，亦都唔輪得到佢。
芥菜最叻亦只不過9呎高，但係我畀夠您10呎都冇用；世上最大嘅樹, 郁下都話幾百呎高嘅杏仁桉，其種子同芥菜差不多

http://www.margotbluesarborist.c ... eeds-largest-trees/

耶穌呢尐大又唔係最大、細又唔係最細，唔湯唔水嘅theory, 除咗冇老闆會請佢從事畜牧業，亦唔會老闆會請佢從事農業。
可能因為咁，連佢便宜老豆亦唔請佢做鬥木佬，所以佢連一个鬥木嘅例子都舉唔出。

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回覆 715# beebeechan

係呀。同芥菜種一樣咁很大粒, 1-2mm  in diameter.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mustard_seed