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Some day God will have his "mighty ones ... destroy the whole land." 13:3-5

On God's day he will kill sinners with great anger, wrath, and cruelty. Those who die will have their faces consumed by flames. 13:6-9

If God can find you, he will "thrust you through," smash your children "to pieces" before your eyes, and rape your wife. He will have no mercy, but will even kill your little children. 13:15-18

God will slaughter children "for the iniquity of their fathers." 14:21

After God destroys Moab, the rivers will be red with blood. He will send lions to eat any survivors. 15:9

The God of Peace will set brother against brother and kingdom against kingdom. Then he'll make the survivors seed the counsel of "wizards," and subject them to a "cruel lord." 19:2-4

God sends a "perverse spirit" among the Egyptians and causes them to err "as a drunken man staggereth in his vomit." 19:14

The Apocalypse of Isaiah: God will destroy the earth, burning everyone and every living thing alive (except maybe a few men). 24:1-6

God will have no mercy on those who don't understand him. 27:11

"Woe to the rebellious children, saith the LORD, that take counsel, but not of me." 30:1

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God will put "a bridle in the jaws of the people, causing them to err." 30:28

"Through the voice of the LORD shall the Assyrian be beaten down." 30:31

"The Lord ... will bring evil." 31:1-2

"And the people shall ... be burned in the fire." 33:12

God is furious at everyone and is ready to kill them all. Or as Isaiah so delicately puts it: "Their stink shall come up out of their carcasses, and the mountains shall be melted with their blood." 34:2-3

I will send a blast upon him, and he shall hear a rumour, and shall return to his own land; and I will cause him to fall by the sword in his own land."
God will cause Sennacherib to be killed by the sword. (See verse 38 where Sennacherib is killed by his own sons while praying.) 37:7

"Sennacherib ... departed, and ... as he was worshipping in the house of Nisroch his god, that Adrammelech and Sharezer his sons smote him with the sword."
God made the sons murder their father. (See verse 7.) 37:37-38

God makes Egypt, Ethiopia, and Seba pay for Israel's sins. He says that he likes Israel better than any other country so he's willing to sacrifice other countries for the Israel's sake. 43:3-4

God is the creator of evil. 45:7

No astrologer, stargazer, or prognosticator will be able to save those that God plans to burn to death. 47:13-14

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"The Lord ... will do his pleasure on Babylon, and his arm shall be on the Chaldeans." 48:14

"I will feed them that oppress thee with their own flesh; and they shall be drunken with their own blood, as with sweet wine." 49:26

"I dry up the sea, I make the rivers a wilderness: their fish stinketh, because there is no water, and dieth for thirst."
God brags about the strangest things. 50:2

"The heavens shall vanish away like smoke, and the earth shall wax old like a garment, and they that dwell therein shall die in like manner." (God plans to destroy the universe.) 51:6

Nations that do not serve Israel will perish. 60:12

"I will ... trample them in my fury; and their blood ... will stain all my raiment." (God's clothes will get stained with the blood of humans.) 63:2-6

"O Lord, why hast thou made us to err from thy ways, and hardened our heart from thy fear?" Good question. 63:17

Every noble human act, every act of love, courage, and kindness is "an unclean thing", "a filthy rag" to God. 64:6

"Ye are they that forsake the LORD ... Therefore will I number you to the sword, and ye shall all bow down to the slaughter." 65:11-12

Don't eat "swine flesh" (like ham or bacon) or other "abominable things" or God will have to kill you. 65:4, 66:17

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"God's servants" will eat, drink, and be merry; everyone else will be hungry, thirsty, and ashamed -- until God kills them, that is. 65:13-15

God will "plead with all flesh" with fire and sword, "and the slain of the Lord shall be many." 66:15-16

Don't worship incorrectly or eat swine flesh (like ham or bacon) or God will have to kill you. 66:17

"They shall ... look upon the carcases of the men that have transgressed against me: for their worm shall not die, neither shall t heir fire be quenched; and they shall be an abhorring unto all flesh." 66:24 Jeremiah


God will set Jeremiah over nations and kingdoms do build up or destroy or whatever. 1:10

God will send enemy nations against his "chosen people." 1:14-15

Those who worship "other gods" are wicked. "I will utter my judgments against them touching all their wickedness, who have forsaken me, and have burned incense unto other gods." 1:16

"They shall fight against thee; but they shall not prevail against thee; for I am with thee." 1:19

God tries to "correct" people by killing their children. 2:30

"The showers have been withholden, and there hath been no latter rain."
Droughts are punishments from God. 3:3

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"As a wife treacherously departeth from her husband ..." If a woman leaves her husband, she is "treacherous," but a man is blameless when he "puts her away" for no reason. 3:20

Circumcise the foreskin of your heart or God will burn you to death. 4:4

"I will bring evil from the north, and a great destruction." 4:6

"The lion is come up from his thicket ... and thy cities shall be laid waste, without an inhabitant." 4:7

Lament and howl: for the fierce anger of the LORD is not turned back from us." 4:8

God has "greatly deceived this people." 4:10

What was once fruitful is now barren. Birds have fled, people are gone, towns are in ruins. All "by his (God's) fierce anger." 4:25-28

God tries to reform people by tormenting them and then wonders why it doesn't work. 5:3

Those who don't follow or know God are "poor" and "foolish." 5:4

God will send lions, wolves, and leopards to tear people to pieces.5:6

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"How shall I pardon thee for this? thy children have ... committed adultery, and assembled themselves by troops in the harlots' houses." 5:7

God will burn the people to death for discovering his non-existence. 5:14

God again talks of bringing a foreign nation to destroy his chosen ones and their lands. 5:15-17

God just can't hold in his fury any longer. He will kill everyone: husbands and wives, children and old people. 6:11

God will punish men by taking away all of their property, including their wives, and giving it to others. 6:12

God "will bring evil upon this people, even the fruit of their thoughts" because they refuse to do whatever the hell he asks them to do. 6:19

God plans to kill pretty much everyone: fathers and sons, family, friends, and neighbors. God plans to kill them all after laying a stumbling block before them. 6:21

God will send soldiers from the north that will kill everyone and have no mercy. 6:22-23

God says that there are some people that you just shouldn't bother praying for. And if you do he won't listen anyway. 7:16

God will pour out his anger on both man and beast. Not even the trees will be spared from his wrath. And the ground itself will burn forever. 7:20

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"The LORD hath rejected and forsaken the generation of his wrath." 7:29

God will feed the people to the birds and the beasts, "and none shall fray them away."  7:33

To punish the men, God will "give their wives to others." 8:10

Don't trust anyone. Not even your neighbors, family, or friends. Those who believe differently than you are all liars and evil doers. 9:4-6

God will give the people bad food and water, and then kill them with a sword. 9:15-16

God will kill children and young men, and the dead bodies "shall fall as dung .... and none shall gather them." 9:21-22

"Behold, the days come, saith the LORD, that I will punish all them which are circumcised with the uncircumcised." I guess that'd include just about everyone -- well, all the men anyway. 9:25-26

Jeremiah prays for the destruction of people and families that don't call on God's name. 10:25

Those who don't follow the Old Testament laws are cursed by God. 11:3

God "will bring evil upon" people from which they will not be able to escape. And if they cry out to him for help, he will not help them. 11:11

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God forbids others from praying for his victims. Such prayers would go unanswered anyway, he says, because he "will not hear them in their time of trouble." 11:14

"For the Lord of hosts ... hath pronounced evil against thee." 11:17

Jeremiah prays for vengeance upon his enemies. 11:20

God will punish the people by killing their young men in war and starving their children to death. 11:22

Jeremiah asks God to drag away his enemies like "sheep for the slaughter."  12:3

God delivered his people "into the hand of her enemies." He "hates" his "dearly beloved" people and plans to feed them to the birds. 12:7-9

God's sword will "devour" everyone until "no flesh shall have peace." 12:12

If any nation does not listen to God, he "will utterly pluck up and destroy that nation." 12:17

God plans to make everyone in the kingdom drunk and then "dash the fathers and the sons together." The merciful God of peace vows to "not pity, nor spare, nor have mercy, but destroy them." 13:12-14

"For the greatness of thine iniquity are thy skirts discovered, and thy heels made bare." 13:22

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God tells Jeremiah not to pray for the people. God has decided to kill them all and he doesn't want to be talked out of it. 14:11

God will ignore the peoples' prayers, and kill them all with war, starvation, and disease. 14:12

God will destroy by famine and sword those who are misled by the prophets, as well as the prophets themselves. 14:15-16

God tells Jeremiah not to bother praying for the people. Even if Moses and Samuel (and Jesus?) were to ask him to reconsider, he wouldn't. He's going to kill everybody and nobody can stop him! 15:1

God has it all planned out. He'll kill some with the sword, some with famine, and he'll feed the rest to the dogs and birds. Why will he do these terrible things? Because of something a former king did. 15:2-4

God again threatens Jerusalem with mass destruction. Here are some of the highlights: He will kill children, make more widows than there are grains of sand, terrorize cities, and then kill the survivors. 15:7-9

"A fire is kindled in mine anger, which shall burn upon you." 15:14

God tells Jeremiah not to get married or have children, because he's going to kill everyone (mothers and daughters, fathers and sons). They all "shall die of grievous deaths," and that shall neither "be lamented" nor buried, but "shall be as dung upon the face of the earth." For he has removed peace, "lovingkindness," and mercy from the people. 16:1-7

God will kill children if their parents worship other gods. 16:10-11

God will enslave the people of Judah because they worshipped the wrong gods. 17:4

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Jeremiah asks God to bring evil upon his enemies and to "destroy them with double destruction." 17:18

If you don't honor the Sabbath, God will burn you to death unquenchable fire. 17:27

God is a bad potter. Don't complain about it. 18:1-6

God admits that he does evil things to people. 18:11

God will make the land desolate, "a perpetual hissing," so that "very one that passeth thereby shall be astonished, and wag his head." 18:16

God will scatter the Israelites before their enemy. And then, on "the day of their calamity," he'll show them his backside instead of his face. 18:17

Jeremiah asks God to kill the young men in war and the children by starvation. 18:21

"Forgive not their iniquity, neither blot out their sin from thy sight." 18:23

God will do so much evil to the people that whoever hears of it will have their ears tingle. 19:3

God will make parents eat their own children, and friends each other. 19:7-9

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God will break those who worship other gods as though they were made of clay, killing so many that there will not be enough room to bury them all. 19:11-13

"Thus saith the LORD ... I will bring upon this city and upon all her towns all the evil that I have pronounced against it, because they have hardened their necks, that they might not hear my words." 19:15

Jeremiah prophesies his rival's death (along with his famly and friends). 20:4-6

God himself will fight and kill everyone in fury "with an outstretched hand and with a strong arm." 21:5

"I will smite the inhabitants of this city, both man and beast: they shall die of a great pestilence." 21:6

God will deliver Zedekiah and those that survive the famine, disease, and war into Nebuchadrezzar's hand, and "he shall smite them with the edge of the sword; he shall not spare them, neither have pity, nor have mercy. 21:7

God tells the Judeans to either surrender to the Babylonians and become their slaves or die. "Behold, I am against thee." No kidding. 21:9-13

God will have Jeconiah's enemies kill him and his mother and then ensure that he die without leaving any sons. 22:25-30

God promises to bring more evil upon his chosen people. 23:12

God promises to kill everyone by war, starvation, and disease. 24:10

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Because the people of Judah were unfaithful to him, God will send the king of Babylon (Nebuchadrezzar) to destroy Jerusalem and enslave Judah. 25:6-11

God says he is going to punish Nebuchadnezzar and the Babylonians for what they have done to his people -- even though God Himself is the one who made the Babylonians attack and enslave Judah! 25:12-13

God will force "all the kingdoms of the world" to drink "and be drunken." Then he'll kill "all the inhabitants of the earth" with a sword. 25:15-29

God will kill so many people that the entire earth will be covered with their dead bodies. No one is to mourn them or even bury them; "they shall be dung upon the ground." 25:33-38

God will destroy "the peaceable habitations" and make the land desolate "because of his fierce anger." 25:37-38

God tells Jeremiah to make a yoke, put it on his neck, and show it off to a long list of kings. The yoke was supposed to demonstrate how God wants them all to serve Nebuchadrezzar, the king of Babylon. Only God could come up with a plan like that. 27:2-12

God enslaved entire nations and forced them to serve Nebuchadnezzar, "his servant". He even gave him all the wild animals and forced them to serve him. 27:6, 28:14

Anyone who disobeys King Nebuchadnezzar will be punished "with the sword, and with the famine, and with the pestilence, until I have consumed them by his hand." 27:8

Then God (if you are foolish enough to believe Jeremiah) steps in and settles the matter. He is going to force every nation on earth to serve Nebuchadnezzar, along with all of the animals. 28:12-14

God kills Hananiah for disagreeing with Jeremiah. 28:16-17

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God will send his usual blessings upon his people: "the sword, the famine, and the pestilence." He "will make them like vile figs, that cannot be eaten, they are so evil." 29:17-18

God will kill those who refuse listen to his prophets. 29:19

God will deliver Ahab and Zedekiah into the hands of Nebuchadrezzar "and he shall slay them before your eyes" and Ahab will be "roasted in the fire." 29:21-22

God will punish the children of Shemaiah for their father's false prophecy. 29:32

God punishes children for the sins of their parents. 32:18

God brings evil upon people. 32:42

God litters the ground "with the dead bodies of men" that he has killed in his anger and fury. 33:5

To punish the people for refusing to free their slaves, God over-reacts (just a tad) by threatening to send the sword, pestilence, and famine, saying he'll feed their dead bodies to the fowls and beasts of the earth. 34:17-20

Because the Rechabites obeyed Jonadab by not drinking wine, while the people of Judah disobeyed God in some way or another, God is going to do evil things to them. 35:17

"Judah will hear all the evil which I purpose to do unto them." 36:3

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"I will punish him and his seed and his servants for their iniquity; and I will bring upon them, and upon the inhabitants of Jerusalem, and upon the men of Judah, all the evil that I have pronounced against them." 36:31

"Thus saith the LORD of hosts, the God of Israel; Behold, I will bring my words upon this city for evil, and not for good." 39:16

"The LORD thy God hath pronounced this evil upon this place." 40:2

"The LORD hath brought it, and done according as he hath said: because ye have sinned against the LORD, and have not obeyed his voice, therefore this thing is come upon you." 40:3

All those who move to Egypt will die by the sword, famine, or pestilence. None "shall escape from the evil" that comes directly from God. 42:15-18, 22

God explains why he had to bring evil on Judah: the people burned incense to other gods. 44:2-8

God's not finished with Judah. He will bring more evil upon them. Even those Jews that flee to Egypt will not be spared. God will hunt them down and kill them all with war, famine, and disease. 44:11-13

God is going to do some really bad things to the people because the women burned incense to the "Queen of Heaven" (Mary?). 44:15-25

"I will watch over them for evil, and not for good." So begins another pronouncement of death and destruction on his chosen people. 44:27-29

God says he will bring evil upon all flesh. 45:5

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"I ... will cover the earth; I will destroy the city and the inhabitants thereof." 46:8

"I will punish the multitude of No, and Pharaoh, and Egypt, with their gods, and their kings; even Pharaoh, and all them that trust in him." 46:25

God plans to drown the Philistines in a flood, and "all the men shall cry, and all the inhabitants of the land shall howl." 47:2

God plans to kill just about everybody. "No city shall escape." 48:8

"Cursed by he that keepeth back his sword from blood." 48:10

God will destroy everyone in Moab. Fire will burn their heads, and their sons and daughters will be taken captive. 48:42-47

God will cause the daughters of Rabbah to be burned with fire. 49:2

God will expose Esau's "secret places" and spoil his seed (kill his children). 49:10

"Bozrah shall become a desolation, a reproach, a waste, and a curse; and all the cities thereof shall be perpetual wastes." 49:13

God will send such marvelous plagues on Edom that everyone will hiss in astonishment. 49:17

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God plans to "bring evil upon" the people of Elam. He says he'll kill them all with a sword. 49:37

"Every one that goeth by Babylon shall be astonished, and hiss at all her plagues." 50:13

"Put yourselves in array against Babylon round about: all ye that bend the bow, shoot at her, spare no arrows: for she hath sinned against the LORD." 50:14

"It is the vengeance of the LORD: take vengeance upon her." 50:15

God says to do the usual thing to the inhabitants of "the land of Merathaim": kill them all. 50:21

"I have laid a snare for thee ... O Babylon, and thou wast not aware ... because thou hast striven against the LORD." 50:24

"The LORD hath opened his armoury, and hath brought forth the weapons of his indignation: for this is the work of the Lord." 50:25

"Destroy her utterly: let nothing of her be left." 50:26

"Slay all her bullocks; let them go down to the slaughter: woe unto them!" 50:27

Call together the archers against Babylon ... let none thereof escape." 50:29

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Therefore shall her young men fall in the streets, and all her men of war shall be cut off in that day, saith the LORD." 50:30

God, the pyromaniac, will personally set the fires that will burn to death the inhabitants of entire cities. 50:32

God plans to kill all the Babylonian horses, and to make the Babylonian men "become like women." (A fate worse than death to a misogynous god.). 50:37

"Let the archer bend his bow ...and spare ye not her young men; destroy ye utterly all her host." 51:3

"The slain shall fall in the land of the Chaldeans, and they that are thrust through in her streets." 51:4

"This is the time of the LORD's vengeance; he will render unto her a recompence." 51:6

"Babylon hath been a golden cup in the LORD's hand, that made all the earth drunken: the nations have drunken of her wine; therefore the nations are mad." 51:7

"Make bright the arrows ... it is the vengeance of the LORD, the vengeance of his temple." 51:11

"The LORD hath both devised and done that which he spake against the inhabitants of Babylon." 51:12

God wants us to be his "battle axe and weapons of war" to "break in pieces the nations" and "destroy kingdoms." 51:20

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God will "break in pieces" pretty much everyone and everything he can think of. 51:21

God will get the Babylonians drunk and then kill them all, leading them "like lambs to the slaughter." 51:39-40 Lamentations


God tramples "as in a winepress" mighty men, young men, and virgins. 1:15

"The Lord Was an enemy." 2:4-8

God mercilessly kills everyone, young and old. He even causes women to eat their children. 2:20-22

God is like a bear or a lion who secretly pursues you and then tears you apart. 3:10-11

"Out of the mouth of the Most High proceedeth not good and evil?" Mostly evil, I'd say -- at least if you believe the Bible. 3:38

"Give them sorrow of heart, thy curse unto them. Persecute and destroy them in anger." 3:63-64

God punishes the Israelites by starving their children to death. 4:4-9

God "accomplishes his fury" by making women eat their children. 4:10-11

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Ezekiel


God's killing rules:
If Ezekiel doesn't warn the wicked that God's going to kill them for being wicked, God will kill the wicked people and Ezekiel, too.
If Ezekiel warns the wicked, then God will kill the wicked people (if they don't change their wicked ways), but not Ezekiel.
If a good person does something wrong after God "lays a stumbling block before him," then God will kill him. "He shall die in his sin" and whatever good he has done will be forgotten. And Ezekiel will be killed, too, if he didn't warn the good guy beforehand. 3:18-20

God punishes everyone in Israel with a drought and famine. 4:16-17

God will slaughter everyone by killing one third with plagues, one third with famines, and one third with wars. If any somehow survive, he'll send "evil beasts" to devour them. Finally, after he's done killing, he "will be comforted." 5:11-17

God will cause the fathers to eat their sons and the sons to eat their fathers. 5:10

God will decorate the land with the bones and dead bodies of those who worship a different god. 6:4-5

God makes his presence known by killing people with famine, disease, and war. 6:7-14

God will pour out his fury on everyone, with pity toward none. By so doing he says that "ye shall know that I am the Lord that smiteth." Indeed, who would else would behave so viciously? 7:3-11

God's is mad at everyone and no one will escape his wrath. He'll kill them all with war, disease, and starvation. "Horror shall cover them" and "they shall know that I am the Lord." 7:14-27

God promises again to slaughter everyone. He says that he will ignore them when they plead with him for mercy. 8:18

God sends a "man clothed with linen" to mark the foreheads of the men who will be saved. Apparently only men are considered good enough to keep, the others (unmarked men, "maids", little children, and women) are to be slaughtered. God says he'll "fill the courts with the slain" and will have pity on no one. 9:4-11

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"Go ye after him through the city, and smite: let not your eye spare, neither have ye pity." 9:5

"Slay utterly old and young, both maids, and little children, and women." 9:6

"Fill the courts with the slain: go ye forth. And they went forth, and slew in the city." 9:7

"Mine eye shall not spare, neither will I have pity." 9:10

A spirit lifts up Ezekiel and transports him to the Lord's house, where he sees 25 men. God tells Ezekiel that he doesn't like these guys because they said things like, "It is not near; let us build houses: this city is the caldron and we be the flesh." 11:1-3

So the spirit of the Lord falls on Ezekiel and tells him to to prophesy against them. 11:4-5

Ezekiel tells the 25 men that God is going to kill them. That way they'll know that God is the Lord. 11:8-12

"And it came to pass, when I prophesied, that Pelatiah ... died." 11:13

God will kill nearly everyone in one way or another (sword, famine, pestilence), but hel leave a few men standing o declare their abominations among the heathen.� 12:15-16, 20

God has Ezekiel do another clever demonstration: eat and drink carefully while shaking. That way, when the people see him doing that, they will know that God is going to starve them to death, which will teach them that God is the Lord. 12:18-20